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"high standards" w/ nepeta??

carpebutts:

empress-homogay:

“oh i love your name” “thanks i picked it out myself” is an A+ trans joke 

me, making fun of cis people: “nice name, did your mom pick it out for you?”

eating popcorn by sticking your tongue out like a frog or lizard

moxperidot:

reblog if you agree

saltyavaswani:

honestly davenport losing his memory was one of the most horrifying things to happen in this show to date

next episode will have him remembering probably. remembering what lucretia did, remembering how many years he lost

what about Gkatsprite
As the 4th of July is coming up, I must ask: do you like the small bee fireworks?
[Scene: a nervous-looking older man meets with a millennial in a darkened alley.]
Millennial: what's the target?
Man: I don't know if I want to do this.
Millennial: people don't come to us until they've made up their minds.
Man: Alright. Styrofoam cups.
Millennial: Six months and they're gone.
Man: Can millennials really kill styrofoam cups?
Millennial: we can kill anything, but not cheaply.
Man: I can pay. I work for a plasti-
Millennial: I don't need to know and frankly I don't care. One of us will deliver a routing number to a Zurich account. Two billion euros, then we start.
Man: Al..alright.
Millennial: It will be your last chance to reconsider. Once the money is processed you'll have no contact with us again.
Man: I understand. It has to be done.
Millennial: then it's sealed. The cups will join chain restaurants and diamonds in the void.
Man: Thank..thank you.
Millennial: We don't require thanks. Participation is its own trophy.