Silver Tongue
Discord culture

evelinaonline:

donnazbullsit:

-”we should move it to #general”

-come on internet don’t give up on me rn just send this fucking message, the first one doesn’t make any sense without it, and HELL you sent it out of order, oh my god BYE I am out I am socially dead now

-???who else reacted with that emoji I NEED to know

-talking to the same person in 3 servers and 5 channels at the same time about unrelated things

-”goodnight !!!!” *only make yourself invisible to go for a last ninja stroll on tumblr/twitter/instagram/whatever before the real snooze*

-”what time is it where you are again”

-the off topic channel that becomes the busiest

-congrats!!! u successfully edited your message but the server’s shiteater already pointed out your typo

-muting the notifications at lightspeed in busy servers with 7 bots

-”I should leave some servers I am in 33 of them”

-”@everyone *irrelevant thing*


feel free to add

-*the chat is super busy but instead of partcipating in the conversation you are just watching it scroll by and reading everything, nodding and agreeing at messages and giggling*

-”Hey, I am invinsible because I don’t want that person to see I’m online lol”

-AN ACTUAL FUNCTIONING MESSAGE SEARCH SYSTEM

-Typing
like this
because you need to
make everyone wait
for the rest of your text
like
wait for my text in excitement

-”wHO CHANGED MY NICKNAME TO “MACARONI MC CLUB”

-everyone is in voicechat when you can’t join in but at a time when you can actually talk with everyone you just stay in mute because you’re too shy

-”Why is #channel a thing again?”

fragmentedreminder:

Viceroy bubbles von salamancer
I couldnt pick which was suited best
So here’s both of them

pojkke:

new cool meme: start saying “transmisogynist” instead of “terf” bc there’s nothing radical or feminist about transphobia (and i don’t think we should give them that cred). also “transmisogynist” is much more effective since a lot of younger people don’t even know what terf means and also “terfs” are actually proud of the term…

mmmskulljuice:

You can train for years to fight a clown, studying their strengths and weaknesses, devising your plan of attack, but nothing can quite prepare you for the real thing

arohk:

dognett:

once you put your homestuck goggles on they kind of weld themselves to your face

it could be like 20 yrs since youve read homestuck but all the zodiacs are still going to have a designated color in your mind and if anyone ever says ‘were doing this’ u kno ur gonna say/think ‘were making this happen’ bc once ur homestuck trash youre trash4lyfe

The truth about living life.

autistictaramaclay:

stop calling racists, antisemites, misogynists, ableists, homopobes, transphobes, etc “trolls”. they’re not “trolling”, they’re being bigots. trolling is disliking a video for no reason or sending someone the bee movie script. being a literal nazi, lying about being assaulted by black people, telling immigrants to “go back to their country”, repeatedly misgendering trans women, those are all acts of violent bigotry. not trolling

abercrombee:
“ piesandpucks:
“so adam’s comments and personality have been so good and legendary that nbc decided to hire him
as a correspondent for the rest of the olympics
”
oh we love a legend
”

abercrombee:

piesandpucks:

so adam’s comments and personality have been so good and legendary that nbc decided to hire him
as a correspondent for the rest of the olympics

oh we love a legend

chefpyro:

pencil-rebagels:

pencil-rebagels:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

i wish i was a furry but i cant draw that well

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someone draw the squirrel twink i know i am inside

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Oh howabout

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finally…. i can be a furry……..

obviously your fursona would be an anthro ampharos

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possumoftheday:
“ Today’s Possum of the Day has been brought to you by: A stroll through the neighborhood!
”

possumoftheday:

Today’s Possum of the Day has been brought to you by: A stroll through the neighborhood!