showerthoughtsofficial:

One day Rick Astley will die and no one will click on the headline.

it happened three months ago

mbulteau:

laerttes:

probablybardrpgideas:

There are 12 classes in D&D 5e and 12 zodiac

Someone who’s good at astrology help me with this

Aries: Fighter
Taurus: Druid
Gemini: Rogue
Cancer: Wizard
Leo: Barbarian
Virgo: Paladin
Libra: Ranger
Scorpio: Warlock
Sagittarius: Bard
Capricorn: Cleric
Aquarius: Monk
Pisces: Sorcerer

this is all wrong: as an aries I play bard, a friend who’s a cancer plays rogue, and another three gemini friends play sorcerer, monk, and fighter

I DEMAND A RECHART

aries: sorcerer
taurus: ranger
Gemini: warlock
cancer: fighter
leo: druid
virgo: Cleric
libra: paladin
scorpio: rogue
sagittarius: monk
capricorn: barbarian
aquarius: wizard
pisces: bard

fluoride-bomb:

IQ is like dragon ball powerlevel for online racists

dapperpea:

aztechnology:

me, a DM, gazing upon my players as they are in the midst of making a mistake that’s gonna bite them in the ass later

me, a player, knowing this is a Bad Idea but dammit it’s what my character would do and I don’t want to go down this path either but Here We Are:

Originally posted by star-wars-is-life

were you a shiny eevee or a blue mew kind of person? an anthony or gizmo kind of person? an epic guitar or a BosS kind of person?

aero-replies:

This is one of the greatest moments of my entire life!!

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vetyr:

I’ll give you a weird secret.  After you put the glowing object on a dark background, surround the white parts with a halo of highly saturated color.  Observe:

It doesn’t have to be that blatant- smaller outlines of color, blended properly with the background, can make an equally effective glow-y look :)

emi–rose:

slaughterhousefive:

discount-vampire:

hey let’s watch this video seems neat

haha wow thats weird why do those cans look so familiar…

wait…

oh my god

Everyone count your days because The Final Pam is real

THOUSANDS OF SONS

quick, we need to find the forest with 30 ghost boys and 300 metal sons! its the only place thats safe from the final pa

bevendre:

yourplayersaidwhat:

“Your hand grabs hold of a sack, but as you feel it you don’t feel any coins…”

The DM to the drow wizard who decided to pick pocket the 7.5ft and very nude gnoll barbarian…

Ah good times.  Not even the strangest thing my bunch of idiots have managed.

my fav part was what happened next when the gnoll smashed the drow into the wall and thought she was coming onto him.