jas720:

tallstertrash:

Useless Things I Know About Scooby-Doo: The Original Series That Are Actually Canon:

1. Shaggy Rogers is a vegetarian

2: Shaggy was called “Buzz” until his 10th birthday

3: Shaggy has a collection of 653 decorator belt buckles and he wears a different buckle every episode, you just can’t see it

4: Shaggy started collecting belt buckles to combat his Scooby-Snack addiction related weight problems

5: Shaggy’s actual name is Norville

6: Shaggy found the Mystery Machine

7: Shaggy is a talented gymnast

8: Daphne wanted to be a supermodel or detective when she grew up

9: Daphne gets straight A’s in school

10: Daphne regularly loses dates because she leaves them to solve mysteries

11: Daphne’s Dad, George Blake, gave the gang a 100 dollar check to get started 

12: Velma came up with the phrase “Jinkes” on the fly

13: Velma used to say “oh my” before she said Jinkes

14: Velma’s has hundreds of awards for outstanding achievements in school

15: Fred is a bass and sings from the opera Showboat when the team gets scared

16: Fred’s nickname is “Pickles” according to his school yearbook

17: Fred traveled with a performance crew as an actor before deciding to be a detective

18: Fred wants to be a mystery writer

19: Scooby’s full name is Scoobert Doo

20: Scooby Doo has a limited number of phrases he can say and has to act out anything that can’t be explained simply

21: The gang thought Scooby’s speaking was strange at first, but decided it “really wasn’t a big deal”

22: Before they had the Mystery Machine the gang used to pay their parents gas money to drive them around

BONUS: The series was supposed to be about a band who went around solving mysteries, but that completely changed when Scooby-Doo got added to the cast and became the title character

So a group of people united by their love of solving mysteries just shrug at a talking dog

Before the gang owned the mystery machine it was owned by a metal band that disbanded after the drummer died in a pyrotechnics accident

drfitzmonster:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Kermit is 100% of the other Muppets impulse control…

kermit is the mom friend

that’s why he’s constantly making this face:

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ithelpstodream:

mcavoy:

This tweet just slayed the free fuckin world

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norway’s curling team is appropriately dressed for valentine’s day

day 2: norway is still slaying the pants game

day 3: pants game is still on top

day 4: still impressive

day 5: another day another trouser

day 6: they have yet to wear one pair twice

Okay so I already reblogged this once but I’m reblogging again because I just watched a short documentary about these pants.

Apparently back at their first Olympics appearance, they (especially Chris Svae, the ginger who plays second) were pretty disappointed with their gear because the gear didn’t look flattering. They couldn’t change the shirts because of Norway federation sponsorships so they started looking for pants to wear. They had a hard time finding pants that both looked respectable enough for professional curling and stretchy enough to allow curling, and promptly gave up on finding pants that were both stretchy and professional.

Chris Svae ended up finding pants that were Norway-colors-ish that looked comfortable enough for curling, but had crazy patterns. People at Olympics were not happy about this because PATTERNS AREN’T RESPECTABLE ENOUGH, so they were conflicted. But the night before the opening ceremony, they were hanging out with a bunch of lady skiiers. Chris at some point just takes off his pants and put on the crazy pants they bought and asks “Do you think we should wear these pants” and the skiers were like “he’ll yeah you should totally do it”

So they wore the crazy pants to play in the Olympics, and a few days later the website where they bought the pants crashed. The owner of the website visited them in Vancouver for the Olympics, and then decided to sponsor the team.

And now, 8 years layer, the Norwegian team has a different pair of pants for each match. Including a Valentine’s day pair.

lameprlncess:

this horse drawn carriage is terrible. why did i ever let that horse have art lessons?? it doesnt even know how to hold a pencil let alone draw a wagon 

ladyshinga:

sekhmet-heart:

theopenscroll:

twerkyvulture:

bettiebloodshed:

medicaster:

@bettiebloodshed I’m dying

WELL IF ITS NOT ACCURATE HE NEEDS TO HELP PEOPLE MAKE ONE THAT IS ACCURATE. DONT GIVE CRIT IF YOU CANT BE CONSTRUCTIVE GUILLERMO

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I didn’t think it looked right, in the movie she made it seem like the D came out of a slit or something. So it’d be…idk smoother

My girl knows wassap

“ It was important for me. But I didn’t do sketches either in my notebook or on my bathroom walls.”

To quote The Good Place, “Okay, that’s really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that”

dietmountainmadewka:

big ben just fucking explodes

It’s her phylactery

gjallarfox:

futurecatladies:

quiet–batpeople:

pincoshen:

nopizza:

He committed to how pissed off he was

I love how petty this is

I hope he brought the video to traffic court to contest the ticket lol

I love the poetry that this gifset ends with him running into a police car.

This is a tactic called Uncivil Obedience: where you follow the law so stringently that it exposes the injustice the law causes.

It’s like the opposite of civil disobedience

ladyyy-t:

SOMEONE NEEDS TO TELL HER omfg im screaming