mszombi:

imagineham:

plume:

OMG everyone I know the ACTUAL story behind the gif this time!

Yes, it’s in Australia– that’s a big angry goanna that wandered into a popular restaurant. All the Australians in the vicinity went OH FUCK NO and cleared off, because goannas are mean.

The waitress you see there is a French exchange student, who was quoted as saying something to the effect of “I thought it was a weird ugly dog” and had no idea it was a reptile that wanted to rip her arms off. She’s been hailed as a hero who saved diners.

Australia is a fucking weird place

What the fuck typa dogs they got in France?

hella-free-space:
“Horned Nerites!!
These freshwater snails are much smaller than tiger or zebra nerites :)
They get to be about 1/2″ as adults and come in tons of different patterns!! They eat algae, so if your tank doesnt have a ton, they can be...

hella-free-space:

Horned Nerites!!

These freshwater snails are much smaller than tiger or zebra nerites :)
They get to be about 1/2″ as adults and come in tons of different patterns!! They eat algae, so if your tank doesnt have a ton, they can be supplemented with algae wafers or fresh blanched veggies!

They’re super cute and I had to share them with yall <3

ghoulsjw:

itscolossal:

More: Wildly Absurd Experimental Body Animations by Esteban Diacono [8 videos]

showin up to tha function unannounced 

cargoshortsdefender:

ikkenhissatsu:

cargoshortsdefender:

cargoshortsdefender:

There’s an overweight man in his mid 20s reading manga on the bus and every time he catches you staring he flashes the glock 19 in his waistband at u

I feel like people are fundamentally misunderstanding this post. The gun anime man is meant to be aspired to. He is a bold man in a world of cowardice

Ahhhh, flashing a pistol to unarmed men are like being brave? Nice, did not know that.

If you’re unarmed that’s your own fault. The bus is a PVP zone

relishboi:
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languages-georg:

So I used to have a Russian friend who had a pretty thick accent and like a lot of Russians tended to eschew articles. She would say things like “Get in car.” And stuff.

Well one day this asshole who had been kind of tagging along with us asks her why she talks like that because it makes her sound dumb and I still remember her response word for word.

“Me? Dumb? Maybe in America you have to say get in THE car because you are so stupid that people might just get in random car, but in Russia we don’t need to say that. We just fucking know because we are not stupid.”

lagonegirl:

Sandra Bland murderer just like the rest of the kkk cops state approve murder which citizen pay the cop salary its sickening

#SayHerName RIP SANDRA.

lemonclock:

leviathan-supersystem:

rapunzel-corona-lite:

tashabilities:

bootdork:

wormdelivre:

spacedyke:

turntechkhaleesi:

scoutprouvaire:

schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped

will reblog until this becomes an actual show

Like this??

AND THEN IT GOT FUNDED

3 years ago. What happened to it?

There hasn’t been an update in 3 years either, and the user hasn’t got anything else on their page. What happened brah?

Kaye Abernathy took that cash and ran.

She got y’all good damn lmaooo

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imagine reading this and thinking to yourself “yes, this sounds legit, ”

K thats great but can we talk about how the blog the art is from is apart if the Woody collective.

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kyuubified:

kyuubified:

Whenever I see breast cancer awareness campaigns that sexualize breasts/place the importance of breasts over the person suffering from breast cancer I remember this story I read on a cancer forum of a woman who had a double mastectomy and how a little after she got dropped off by her husband at the clinic for a checkup and he never came to pick her up, and how she eventually took a cab home and he had taken all his things and just LEFT

and multiple stories from other women who had mastectomies and how their husbands either left them, cheated on them, or were no longer attracted to them because they didn’t have a breast/breasts anymore. And that shit makes me so mad. You can argue all you want that they’re isolated cases but this is what happens when you put the importance on the sexualization of breasts over the well being of the survivor. The person suffering from cancer is ALWAYS, ALWAYS going to be more important. Treatment for cancer is so fucking difficult, it’s both physically and psychologically torturous and the fact that these people survived these ordeals only to deal with this misogynistic dehumanizing shit makes me want to fucking fight everyone. It makes me so goddamn mad. 

It’s breast cancer awareness month so I’m bringing this back. Fuck your “save the tata’s” shirt; save, support, and love the people fighting this awful disease. They are so beautiful and so, so important and deserving with or without breasts.