Silver Tongue

megapope:
“hello i’m john fbi, the head of the fbi, and we are going to be dissolving our school shooter division and moving you all to the donald trump crimes division. no buts, you all know that this is definitely how it works here at the fbi
”

hello i’m john fbi, the head of the fbi, and we are going to be dissolving our school shooter division and moving you all to the donald trump crimes division. no buts, you all know that this is definitely how it works here at the fbi

didiwompus:

didiwompus:

worthikids:

leaked clip from frozen 2

butchfarlyn:

me when strangers knock on my door

mooncryptid:

glaschus:
nanopup:
pochowek:
handsome norwegian royal sibling versus man so handsome he got banned from saudi arabia who will win
norwegian man looks like a goddam greasy peanut this shit no contest
Listen, the Saudi man has a Tekken character made after him:
No contest here.
i mean the norwegian royalty guy got a character designed after him too

So….Titanite Chunks, huh?

metalbatteryzone:

tinsnip:

ladyyatexel:
My surgeon came out and told my mom and brother on Tuesday that I’d be down and out for about two weeks.
My brother: TWO WEEKS? Holy shit.
Surgeon: Well, consider this. She and I just had a knife fight. And I won. Because she was asleep during it.
My brother: Oh. Yeah, okay, that’s fair.
Your surgeon sounds fucking hysterical.

ask-the-egos:

hope-ysl:
virusdraw:
beelizart:
%100 true footage how i react
same
Legit me
SAMEEEE