the internal lore of my steven universe AU where all the gems are cars and all the humans are still humans deepened on twitter tonight
now at this point it’s clear that in this AU part of rose (her gem; her life) became steven and part of her (her body) became greg’s van
steven has wheels and his eyes light up
thanks for reading
Greg fucked a car
hogwarts memes
- everyone answering “no, i’m fred” to “are you [insert Y/N]” even hermione
- everything draco does ever
- calling blast ended skrewts “power bottoms”
- calling newt scamander bad variations of his name like nerd sandwicher etc
- colin creevey using that one picture he managed to get of hermione punching draco as a reaction image
- shouting “spank me daddy” at the whomping willow
- [pointing at random object] that’s a portkey
- every single cat is professor mcgonagallwhy
- POTTER
- ever since snape’s “bottle fame, brew fortune” speech students just go on and on with it - “flambé success, bake brilliance” “Can you tutor me in charms?” “TUTOR you? I can teach you how to SAUTÉ EXCELLENCE.”

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