disgustedorite:

vondellswain:

the internal lore of my steven universe AU where all the gems are cars and all the humans are still humans deepened on twitter tonight

now at this point it’s clear that in this AU part of rose (her gem; her life) became steven and part of her (her body) became greg’s van

steven has wheels and his eyes light up

thanks for reading

Greg fucked a car

dongoverlord:

BUENOS DIAS MUCHACHA LATAS

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shovel2:

truffle hog truffle dog comparative

dankestmemestealer:

Finally, what the world needs.

I mean, i know its edited but its still funny as fuck

yourjacketisnowdry:

tawghasa:

bookavid:

devilrie:

- everyone answering “no, i’m fred” to “are you [insert Y/N]” even hermione
- everything draco does ever
- calling blast ended skrewts “power bottoms”
- calling newt scamander bad variations of his name like nerd sandwicher etc
- colin creevey using that one picture he managed to get of hermione punching draco as a reaction image
- shouting “spank me daddy” at the whomping willow
- [pointing at random object] that’s a portkey
- every single cat is professor mcgonagall

why

- POTTER

- ever since snape’s “bottle fame, brew fortune” speech students just go on and on with it - “flambé success, bake brilliance” “Can you tutor me in charms?” “TUTOR you? I can teach you how to SAUTÉ EXCELLENCE.”

kitpocket:

have you heard the good news about bowser/luigi