Silver Tongue

cheesemastergus:

ringenthusiast:

listen achievement hunter ain’t even gotta pay me i just wanna kick them out of their office and clean it bc the sheer amount of fucking litter and boxes is so stressful they gotta get on fucking top of that

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m00-scharfschutzen:

anarcho-kaibaism:

These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit

This is the most Chaotic Neutral thing I’ve ever seen.

honor among thieves yo. there’s a very distinct line between shoplifters and robber. They obviously didn’t want anyone to get hurt

chefpyro:

candygarnet:

which is taller marge’s hair or doug dimmadome’s hat

Matt this isn’t even a fuckin contest

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gladejade:

never forget that Angus is secretly a little shit

bonus:

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charlesoberonn:

Me: I should slow down the amount of carbs I eat.

Me: *20 minutes later*

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benepla:

benepla:

so milo yinksjdjsjppolis’s flop book has ads all over Chicago but they were so often vandalized that they started getting put in places where people can’t reach them…..one might say…..they re in a safe space

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not to respond to a comment that i’m positive was made months ago but peeling off a pantyliner takes about 30 seconds my bitch

rad-dummy:

apileoffeathers:

rad-dummy:

reblog this post if you fucking hate transphobes

i mean i’ll respect you it’s your opinion but don’t go spewing it everywhere.

anyways reblog this post if you fucking


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transphobes