Silver Tongue

beastlyart:

Rats are so easy to please. I shoved some sweet potato into cardboard toilet paper tubes, packed in with shredded paper towels. At first they were just excited about the paper towel shreds and started making a nest, then they found the sweet potato and lost their minds. Like they couldn’t believe what a good and gracious world they lived in that there could be sweet potato and paper towel at the same time.

@kilalabunnies

1r7:

1r7:

1r7:

1r7:

there’s some weirdo printing out pepe the frog memes and he looks like an incel i think hes one of those alt right freaks idk whether to call him out or mind my business

i asked him why he printing out pepe shit and he talking abt some “its for a project” like GAG why do you need a pic of a frog with a celtic cross and SS bolts for a school project

me standing behind him but instead of a knife its a pencil

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ok so i met up with him today and questioned him again and apparently it was a project… abt the rise of white nationalism and he had a segment abt how they ruined pepe the frog i feel so bad that i vagued abt him timothy if youre reading this im sorry

lesbianvoidfish:

the new taz tv series was good

angellsoft:

occhiolysm:

this is what happens when you give Someone Like Me editing software and too much time…

@lyndens

lesbianshepard:
“ lesbianshepard:
“ lesbianshepard:
“ lesbianshepard:
“finally made a sims family
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this is the first thing she did
i accidentally made a dumbass lesbian im so proud
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she found out this woman was an alien was immidaitately turned on...

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

finally made a sims family 

this is the first thing she did

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i accidentally made a dumbass lesbian im so proud

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she found out this woman was an alien was immidaitately turned on and showed off her muscles because of this buff

they fucked twice in a bush in a national park and now they’re engaged

ladypalerider:
“ landlordkiller420:
“ anarchapella:
“ comcastkills:
“ profeminist:
“Source
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even if the fraud was like 5% it wouldn’t compare to rich people cheating the system by trillions lmao
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Also, SNAP “fraud” is like exchanging some of your...

ladypalerider:

landlordkiller420:

anarchapella:

comcastkills:

profeminist:

Source

even if the fraud was like 5% it wouldn’t compare to rich people cheating the system by trillions lmao

Also, SNAP “fraud” is like exchanging some of your stamps for cash to buy necessities you can’t buy with stamps, like soap or deodorant or tampons

TBH even if one hundred percent of people on food stamps were committing food stamp fraud I’d still be in favor of keeping the program around

Can you imagine being so angry at poor people needing food stamps that you spend all your time trying to shut down the program just so they suffer? Can you imagine being that evil?

looks like BSB’s work

looks like BSB’s work

p-pamda:
“the book girl and the chaperone
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p-pamda:

the book girl and the chaperone 

daddy-doms-are-gross:

daddy-doms-are-gross:

we all know capitalism is fucking evil but one of my favorite stories to tell from Retail Hell is that time my district manager got annoyed that 2 poor people were taking food out of the dumpster occasionally so he told us all to start pouring bleach over all the items we threw out so people couldn’t use them/it would hurt them if they touched it directly. never did that and absolutely have participated in “employee theft” by stealing bags of food from the dumpsters to donate to the local food bank but like. he really did just want us to directly harm people over food that was already in the literal trash.

when managers and CEOs get up in arms about “employee theft” they’re actually talking about people like me who don’t throw out the 30 pairs of shoes that we weren’t able to sell and instead bag them up and throw them behind the dumpster for retrieval/donation later. I once took home $450 of food and another night got $500 worth of makeup. Perfectly good electronics get thrown away bc the packaging was tampered with. We throw away food, cosmetics, and household products 30-60 days before their expiration dates (which are also kinda bullshit anyway). The whole retail model is structured around this idea of massive waste.