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lizardsister:

listen nothing in sound design will ever come close to the sheer power of the sound of a lightsaber turning on

I truly 1000% believe that Star Wars would never have gotten as popular as it has without everything about the lightsaber being absolutely perfect.

And I also believe the lightsaber is the perfect weapon in any form of media ever.

It draws upon a traditional and iconic weapon: a sword. Swords have gravitas, an ethos, that I don’t think anything else has. People love swords. They’re dramatic, they allow posing, tense back and forth battles, tests of skill and chances to flourish and show off.

But it’s better than a sword, because it sounds fucking awesome. You know what’s even better for your sword fight? If they make a cool ass noise when they hit eachother. Like everything about a lightsaber sounds amazing. It turning on, when they clash, when they deflect something, hell even when they just sit there and HUM it sounds cool.

There’s also the different colors, and this is important because it allows there to be differentiation. Vader has red, Obi-Wan has blue, Luke gets green. They’re instantly recognizable and you can understand what side someone is on based on the color of their weapon. It also allows there to be a certain amount of personalization and customization, which is VERY IMPORTANT because you know what really gets people into your story? When they start imagining themselves in it. When people start thinking about themselves in Star Wars I guarantee one of the first three questions that will come up (if not the first) is what color lightsaber would you have.

Finally, this is a small thing but, lightsabers are just easy to carry around. You just turn the damn thing off the and blade goes away. It’s a very manageable prop to carry around, and then you get sweet noises and posing when it turns on.

Laser sword goes swoosh buzz hmmmmm and it’s rad

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fit-margs:

Red delicious apples being named ‘delicious’ is one of the biggest deceptions of the human race.

Omg I hit the reblog button so fast

i feel this on a spiritual level.

They were, at one time, delicious, but some fuck-up, let’s call him George, came along.

George decided the red delicious apples weren’t “red” enough, so he started to breed them so they became more red; however, as he did that, the delicious flavor was also bred out, but everyone thought they were better because they had a more consistent color.

They used to be delicious but not red, and now they are red but not delicious.

🤔🤔
I had a feeling they used to taste a lot better than they do now. Stupid humans screwing with everything

Why is my name always used for bad shit :(

But seriously, just eat Red Gala apples

or Pink Ladies

Ew. Eat honeycrisps. Love yourselves.

Fuck that Granny Smiths are where it’s at.

Granny Smiths are a crock of shit

YOU COME IN TO MY HOUSE AND YOU INSULT PIEMAKING APPLES. WITHOUT GRANNY SMITH YOU WOULD HAVE NOTHING HOW DARE

fuji apples tho

Granny Smiths are good for pies and nothing else.

I like the classic macintosh to eat, but if I can get winecrisp I am golden (delicious)

PINK LADY OWNS MY ASS

You haven’t had apples till you’ve had ambrosia apples

All of y'all can eat my ass. Granny Smiths are the best and have the perfect amount of tang. Macintosh aren’t as good a substitute.

BRAEBURN OR NOTHING

Royal Gala or go home

HONESTLY IF YOURE HATIN ON GRANNY SMITHS YOU CAN UNFOLLOW ME RIGHT NOW IMMEDIATELY

One time I ate a Pink Lady at peak apple season and I almost cried

Sunrise apples are out right now, and I am a happy Puns. Also Akane apples are wonderful for eating, and early Transparent apples are AMAZING for cooking with.

I’ve also heard people who swear by Gravenstein apples.

unrest in the apple fandom

not really an apple apple, but guava apples are the SHIT 

If you’ve never had a Jonagold, you are missing out.

Pink Ladies are the best I’ve had so far (gonna try tasting more apples this year) and they are so good!!

Yall are all wrong. the best is golden delicious

nintendo:
“Bayonetta 1 & 2 are now available for Nintendo Switch! Join the Umbran Witch Bayonetta and use her supernatural powers and devastating weapons to fight back armies of angels and demons! http://bit.ly/2ELC8MU
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nintendo:

Bayonetta 1 & 2 are now available for Nintendo Switch! Join the Umbran Witch Bayonetta and use her supernatural powers and devastating weapons to fight back armies of angels and demons! http://bit.ly/2ELC8MU

anditssunday:
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anditssunday:

expert level meme really

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bellepaige:

When you make a good post but it only gets likes instead of reblogs

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chefpyro:

doctor who on the 21st of may, 2005: hey kid you hear about gas masks

me, having just turned 8 that day: fuck, i’m gonna base my entire aesthetic around this

the next logical step is plague masks