straight people memes: can't wait to get rid of the ol' ball and chain amirite
wlw memes: which has more mass a black hole or my love for my gf
fucked up how the “bad guy” in toy story 2 was just an adult toy collector and toy store owner whose only crime was getting a good deal at a yard sale
not only that but his “evil plan” was to send woody and the other toys from woody’s line to a museum for preservation
dude winds up losing his entire livelihood and going bankrupt and sobbing on live television all because he wanted to preserve a piece of history in a museum
Andy’s mom clearly said Woody wasn’t for sale and kept him in a locked box so nobody could take him. Al distracted Andy’s mom with a skateboard crash and then proceeded to pick the lock on the box and stole him.
Al also turned off the fences at Jurassic Park and psychologically tormented Jerry Seinfeld for years on end.
Personally, I’m happy to pay an extra 4.3% for my fast food burger if it means the person making it for me can afford to feed their own family. If you aren’t willing to fork over an extra 17 cents for a Big Mac, you’re a fundamentally different person than I am.
I’m perfectly content to pay taxes that go toward public schools, even though I’m childless and intend to stay that way, because all children deserve a quality, free education. If this seems unfair or unreasonable to you, we are never going to see eye to eye.
If I have to pay a little more with each paycheck to ensure my fellow Americans can access health care? SIGN ME UP. Poverty should not be a death sentence in the richest country in the world. If you’re okay with thousands of people dying of treatable diseases just so the wealthiest among us can hoard still more wealth, there is a divide between our worldviews that can never be breached.
