luciencor:

susiephone:

underrated john mulaney quotes:

  • “he never forgets a bitch ever
  • “…and he was almost impressed!”
  • “because we’re delta airlines / and life is a fucking nightmare”
  • “SCATTER!!!!!!!!”
  • “…which is some racist-ass bullshit, but also incredibly well coordinated for a group of thirteen year olds”
  • “i’m a little fat girl”
  • “the best thing about that was that after that, cars were pulling up and looking over to see who just did that piece of shit move, expecting to see like a 100-year-old blind dog who’s texting while driving and drinking a smoothie, instead they see a 28-year-old healthy man trying his best”
  • “and i was the ONE pre-y2k asshole going ‘and also with you!’”
  • “Don’t you have to do a shift at school tomorrow?” *drinking like it’s the end of the world* “Ehhhh, I’ll just show a video.” “That’s why teachers show videos?!”

Tag yourself I’m “SCATTER”

prokopetz:

I think people often underestimate the potential educational value of senseless memes. For example, thanks to Spiders Georg, literally every teenager on Tumblr has a reasonable grasp of what a statistical outlier is and the sorts of problems that outliers can introduce into a naïve analysis. There are grown adults who don’t get that - I deal with them on a daily basis.

calysto1395:
“ fed-ex-official:
“ huntingfishinglovingeveryday:
“ I have questions
”
To get to the other side
”
to restore the heart of te fiti
”

calysto1395:

fed-ex-official:

huntingfishinglovingeveryday:

I have questions

To get to the other side

to restore the heart of te fiti

greatfay:

whatlovelybooks:

greatfay:

it never occurred to me that some people actually “gradually stir in” their pasta

Yeah?? What do you do with yours???

dump it all in the pot at once like the spaghetti goblin I am

naturalistamisslyn:

commander-cullen:

vividlyme:

dickbuttofficial:

marioncotillar:

she THOUGHT she was gonna collect my 9 year old wig

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LMFAOOOO

she went right for the throat damn

SCALP HER

magicalgirlmindcrank:

this is without a doubt the funniest shit ever put in a cartoon

xamag-homestuck:

some stuff i made for /co/ once, part 1

professionalbadguys:

transeldritch:

the-entire-furry-fandom:

dashyn:

mustachiotuna:

mustachiotuna:

katamari cousin where it shaped like a gun and his name is Gun.
he also has small gun with him

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here’s what he loooks like

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I made a 3d rendition

holy shit

i tweeted this @ one of the artists from We Love Katamari and this man is too pure for this world

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My friend actually had a discussion with Keita on this Tweet trying to explain it which elicited this response from him:

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