Silver Tongue

rosexknight:

tramampoline:

evitron:

evitron:

best moments in gaming journalism

highlights:

  • “What’s with all the fucking gaijin in this area?” “Dude, don’t say that, use gaikokujin, it’s nicer.” “Oh, shit, right. What’s with all the fucking gaikokujin in this area?”
  • “The breaded pork cutlet bento box is like mega power. More than ramen. That’s accurate.”
  • all of them start dragging kiryu for his shitty cheap shirt for five minutes
  • “Shooting people sends a message.” “So does shooting anything.”
  • (after being told that massage parlors, mahjong, and hostess clubs were cut from the US version) “I feel sorry for the people who bought the American version. SEGA USA sucks.”

S: I don’t know any ex-yakuza running orphanages.
K: There was one a few years ago. A good guy.
M: You sure it wasn’t just a tax shelter?
K: Sure it was a tax shelter but he ran it like a legitimate thing. You know.

This is the best omg.

notedchampagne:
“@the-aries-anon heyo i was your @homestuckvalentine and you said you liked rosemary and vrisrezi so i got some for you lmao i hope you like it
”

notedchampagne:

@the-aries-anon heyo i was your @homestuckvalentine and you said you liked rosemary and vrisrezi so i got some for you lmao i hope you like it 

audreyii-fic:
“ mirthfulmeg:
“ File this under “Sorry/Not Sorry” ”
oh GOD
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audreyii-fic:

mirthfulmeg:

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File this under “Sorry/Not Sorry”

oh GOD

johncribati:

dancinbutterfly:

kc749:

littlereddove:

han-j1:

evilqueenofgallifrey:

so a racist got utterly demolished in less than 30 seconds on the New Zealand morning news on Monday and it’s one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen

who knew a white guy could be capable of such an iconic response, he knows what’s up and is having none of that shit, every other white guy take notes tbh

I love that he said Pakeha

Can someone write what its being said in this?

Male co-host: We have had a whole heap of feedback regarding Te Tai Tokerau MP Kelvin Davis’s proposal to institute a prison run on Māori values into New Zealand. He’s looking at potentially establishing this prison up north. It isn’t Labour policy just yet, it’s just an idea of Kelvin Davis’s. And this has been really really divisive on our Facebook page this morning. (sarcastically) Here I think we have the single greatest email, the single greatest message we have ever had on breakfast.

(clears throat deliberately) “’Janice’ says: Good morning. I’m sick of hearing that Māori need different treatment. If they don’t want to live in our society, then maybe we should put them all on an island and leave them to it.”

Male co-host: “Janice. That is LITERALLY what happened! That is the history of our country. Last I checked, Māori WERE on an island, they were left to it, and then Pākehā (Māori term for white New Zealanders) turned up and look how that worked out. But thank you very much for that brilliant insight. Goodness me. Unbelievable. Unbelievable, they actually-“

Female co-host: “Actually, you can’t even get angry, you just actually need to laugh and then screw it up and put it under the desk. Just when you thought-“

Male co-host: (mimicking letter) “’Put them all on an island, leave them to it.’ Yeah. What a great idea that is Janice.

I really need “What a great idea that is, Janice.” to be a meme filled with those stupid complete cognitive dissonance bigoted statements.

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metahemeral:
“has this been done before?
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metahemeral:

has this been done before?

mbulteau:
“ laughingpinecone:
“I hope the full article was either the word “Because.” or a single gif of that scene of the Black Mirror episode USS Callister where they’re hailed.
”
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that it might be because your...

mbulteau:

laughingpinecone:

I hope the full article was either the word “Because.” or a single gif of that scene of the Black Mirror episode USS Callister where they’re hailed.

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that it might be because your ears aren’t assaulted by 12-year olds yelling slurs 

itsfinishedloading:
“My @homestuckvalentine for @sketchikid!! They requested callieroxy and that’s one of my favorite ships thank you ahskflflgl
”

itsfinishedloading:

My @homestuckvalentine for @sketchikid!! They requested callieroxy and that’s one of my favorite ships thank you ahskflflgl

@homestuckvalentines secret valentines for @pleaseperidont who wanted pale gamkat.
Remember kids, moirails dont let moirails eat tide pods

@homestuckvalentines secret valentines for @pleaseperidont who wanted pale gamkat.

Remember kids, moirails dont let moirails eat tide pods

bisexualgambit:

bisexualgambit:

Hot take but like…. trans people like don’t have to disclose that they are trans if they don’t want to. Trans people can work with you, be friends with you, and yes, even flirt with you, and not have to tell you they are trans. Our existence doesn’t require a full disclosure agreement.

And furthermore, someone not disclosing that they are trans doesn’t mean they are any “less proud” of being trans that someone who doesn’t disclose that they are trans! So quite telling trans people they need to be out everywhere all the time (potential putting themselves in dangerous and uncomfortable situations) or they’re “ashamed” of themselves!!!