not-terezi-pyrope:

I’m laughing as hard as heck reading this MSPA Wiki page. It describes that in Homestuck, there are four types of immortality; conditional immortality, conditional mortality, unconditional immortality, and the fourth type, which the wiki terms “inability to keep down the clown”.

you think its a fucking joke but….

alexander-hammiejam:

ahsadler:

aintnobodygotmoneyfodat:

loudest noises:
-dad sneezes
-mom yells
-trying to get a pot out of the pot cupboard
-dropping the shampoo bottle in the shower
-flushing the toilet at 3am in the morning
-IMAX

-John Cena

3am in the morning

-THX

riderofpern:

spinelsong:

when your child comes to you and says “this is something that makes me uncomfortable and unhappy and makes me not want to spend time with you” and you respond with a 20 minute speech that boils down to “deal with it because life sucks” you have no respect for your child and you need to change your parenting tactics

YES! This is why we parent with respect for our child. Doesn’t like tickling? we are a tickle free house. Doesn’t like it when I call him my baby boy? Ok, sucks for me, but I get it, he’s a big boy now and so I don’t call him my little baby boy. At the end of the day, we are teaching him NOT to ignore his own intuition and autonomy. If I kept on tickling him, even after he told me he doesn’t like it, I’m teaching him that he doesn’t have the right to say who can and cannot touch him, that he should ignore that voice inside of himself, and that because I’m bigger he has to do what I say. I ABSOLUTELY do not want a child who:

1. is afraid to tell people (especially grownups) to stop touching him/stop talking to him in a certain way

2. thinks that he has no right to ask an adult to stop touching him/saying things to him

3. thinks that his parents won’t listen to him when he expresses himself, especially if someone has done something his intuition says isn’t right. 

whitesaviorcomplex:

missshamour:

silverhawk:

this is the best wikihow article ive ever seen and if u excuse me im going to host a warrior cats themed birthday party

@whitesaviorcomplex

Vic please block me back

someone needs to show this to the mcelroys

puppetfriend:

*chanting* GAY! PUPPETS! GAY! PUPPETS! GAY ! PUPPET!

surprisebitch:

pancakes are made of eggs omfg

Originally posted by realitytvgifs

unfertilized chicken eggs. birds eat other birds eggs all the time.

spaceshipsandpurpledrank:

blacksmith14:

whiteboyfriend:

phrux:

phrux:

russia

reblogging because I just noticed HE’S NOT EVEN THROWING THE KNIVES

HE’S USING A PINGPONG PADDLE TOO

how did we win the cold war

By their mercy apparently….

@loup-gar0u

dies-first:

What The Hell Is Wrong With McCree ft. Red Angry Ninja boi

Based on this vine!! – Commission me!!