charlesoberonn:

“How did you get so good at art?”

“I picked up a pencil/tablet/brush”

fuckyeahisawthat:

ecouter-bien:

fuckyeahisawthat:

fancybidet:

theroyaltenenblarghs:

a-promise-that-i-keep:

• “you’re such a cunt” “the minister will refer to people by their correct titles.”
• that time the prime minister wasn’t there so they brought a cardboard cutout of him and leaned it on his seat and everyone cheered
• pauline pantsdown
• the fucking misogyny speech is legendary
• “howard djs like a mad cunt”
• when they banned the security guards from calling people “mate” and it basically shut down parliament while everyone yelled about how this was unacceptable
• when the prime minister got out-debated by fourteen-year-olds
• when our prime minister ate two raw onions??? and then when he got fired we put them outside our doors in memory of his shittiness
• “it’s time that Pistol and Boo buggered off back to the United States”
  
• the world’s shortest press release
• this guy just straight up poured crude oil on his hands to prove a point
• “AbbotLovesAnal”
  
• this is our opposition leader???????

@dr-discourse This is what we have to put up with

Straya, going straight to hell.

This sounds way more entertaining than the shit we put up with.

Nah, they’re fucken evil: hapless entertaining dickheads is just their disguise.

Oh, I’m sure they’re horrible. But as someone who thinks electoral politics is mostly a farce anyway, I’d rather have this than the American brand of faux-civility where we can discuss screwing over 90% of humanity but god forbid anyone says a naughty word. At least I could have a laugh in between the existential dread.

snajey:

>Original Vine<

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neilcicierega:

This isn’t from a new video or anything, i just needed a new facebook picture

moonlandingwasfaked:

daemonspawn:

absolutely mad lads

absolute ledges

twitterlols:

MY HEART

agentnos:

i dont really know what to comment for this comic, but hey it’s kinda different from the usual jokes and goofs i make *jazz hands*

anyway, i would die for Fozzer

thatsadifferentstory:

daenerysbeauty:

i’m literally going to write out of spite a fantasy series focused on the relationship between two gay wizards in the 1920s who are driven apart due to one’s lust for power, ultimately leading to a final confrontation between the two to determine the fate of the world. and you know what??? jk can’t even sue me for it since she never actually incorporated it into her works, so boom i win.

PLEASE

make sure one of them roller blades everywhere

hostilemuppet:

theenglishmanwithallthebananas:

hostilemuppet:

both with and without the skin!

listen this is cute and a good edit but “both with and without the skin” is the creepiest sentence i’ve ever heard

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eternallyyour-s:

*softly, to the tune of Billy Joel’s “we didn’t start the fire*

John Egbert,