Silver Tongue

charlesoberonn:

“How did you get so good at art?”

“I picked up a pencil/tablet/brush”

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the weirdest shit that’s come out of aussie parliament

fuckyeahisawthat:

ecouter-bien:

fuckyeahisawthat:

fancybidet:

theroyaltenenblarghs:

a-promise-that-i-keep:

@dr-discourse This is what we have to put up with

Straya, going straight to hell.

This sounds way more entertaining than the shit we put up with.

Nah, they’re fucken evil: hapless entertaining dickheads is just their disguise.

Oh, I’m sure they’re horrible. But as someone who thinks electoral politics is mostly a farce anyway, I’d rather have this than the American brand of faux-civility where we can discuss screwing over 90% of humanity but god forbid anyone says a naughty word. At least I could have a laugh in between the existential dread.

snajey:

>Original Vine<

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neilcicierega:
“This isn’t from a new video or anything, i just needed a new facebook picture
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neilcicierega:

This isn’t from a new video or anything, i just needed a new facebook picture

moonlandingwasfaked:

daemonspawn:

absolutely mad lads

absolute ledges

twitterlols:
“MY HEART
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twitterlols:

MY HEART

agentnos:

i dont really know what to comment for this comic, but hey it’s kinda different from the usual jokes and goofs i make *jazz hands*

anyway, i would die for Fozzer

thatsadifferentstory:

daenerysbeauty:

i’m literally going to write out of spite a fantasy series focused on the relationship between two gay wizards in the 1920s who are driven apart due to one’s lust for power, ultimately leading to a final confrontation between the two to determine the fate of the world. and you know what??? jk can’t even sue me for it since she never actually incorporated it into her works, so boom i win.

PLEASE

make sure one of them roller blades everywhere

If you're doing clothes edits, I have a pretty simple one Jude with Dammek's hoodie on, tan skin and freckles 🤔
Anonymous

hostilemuppet:

theenglishmanwithallthebananas:

hostilemuppet:

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both with and without the skin!

listen this is cute and a good edit but “both with and without the skin” is the creepiest sentence i’ve ever heard

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eternallyyour-s:

*softly, to the tune of Billy Joel’s “we didn’t start the fire*

John Egbert,