my headcanon here is that legolas is just BARELY visibly holding it together
since canon tells us that mirkwood elves like to party and are fully capable of passing out from drunk
so legolas is using EVERYTHING HE HAS to fuck with gimli and pretend he hasn’t a clue what it’s like to be affected by alcohol
while inside he’s all ‘sdkla;hgsj you can do this leggles you can do this’
‘don’t think about that time you blacked out from dorwinion wine while naked in the middle of an impromptu archery contest’
‘and all your friends drew orc penises on your face’
‘and when you woke up you were halfway to dale without a clue as to how you got there’‘And especially don’t think about that time you drank so much that the dwarves you were supposed to be watching escaped in the empty barrels of wine.’
‘Dad never let me hear the end of that one’
Leggles
While all of the above is great, I’d like to offer that dwaven ‘ale’ probably isn’t made from barley. they live underground. what grows underground? Mushrooms. I’m saying Dwarven Ale is halucinogenic. I’m saying Legolas was tripping balls.
all of this is perfect
HEADCANON. FUCKING. ACCEPTED.
How come the Transformers are viewed as living or people and not AI? Is it because they’re aliens?
they have spark which is basically robot soul. its more than just being an AI. an AI is still governed by its programming whereas the transformers have full sentience.
2013 was five years ago let that sink in
PLOT TWIST: This was a shitpost made five years ago that we brought back in 2018 because now it’s funny in a different way.
Thor: Ragnarok deleted scene: The Grandmaster hologram parties with some tentacles
This movie was a mistake
Omg
WHY WAS THIS DELETED
there are no good fandoms only good friends
#also there are no good fandoms only well-curated fandom experiences
Bingo.
