fuzzykitty01:

westbor0baptistchurch:

tootsied:

iapprovethispost:

tootsied:

I don’t give a damn about my reputation [LOUD GUITAR]

You’re living in the past it’s a new generation 

[LOUD GUITAR]

[SHREK ATTACKS THE KNIGHTS AT LORD FARQUAD’S CASTLE]

THE CHAIR! GIVE HIM THE CHAIR!

mbulteau:

redprincessofdawn:

is there a way to delete someone else’s post?

what I like about this is that there were no fucks given concerning the position of dinner in the joke

no

it’s just there, right after power

not where a punchline would usually be

but right fucking there

fucking with your assumptions

hungrylikethesmiths:

askboxmemes:

Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested.

make assumptions idc what they r

hustleinatrap:

Congratulations to these incredible people of color who received their well-deserved honor!

sodomymcscurvylegs:

[AGGRESSIVELY AVOIDS USING HEALING ITEMS TO SAVE THEM FOR BOSS BATTLES.]

[AGGRESSIVELY FORGETS TO USE HEALING ITEMS DURING BOSS BATTLES.]

maddisonkennedy:

blackness-by-your-side:

And the American government still doesn’t believe in climate change and continue to pollute the environment.

We need to stop this.

rosewillow82:

otabckaltyn:

In class today, Trump was somehow brought up and someone said that Trump was a neo-nazi and my professor was like, “Trump hasn’t ever said he was a neo-nazi” and another kid said, “I was still gay before I started calling myself gay!” and realized what he said and he looked just mortified but it was the greatest response to anything I’ve ever heard

When trump makes you so angry that you ram down the closet door to call out some bs

brookeawooka:

unpicasso:

mutant-aesthetic:

liquored-up-rifleman:

mutant-aesthetic:

zahnegott:

wroughtornot:

did-you-kno:

On the Pottermore website, J.K. Rowling explains how wizards poop. There’s an excerpt about the Chamber of Secrets that says wizards didn’t need toilets because they ‘simply relieved themselves where they stood, and vanished the evidence.’ Source Source 2

i fucking hate jk rowling so much because years and years after this franchise has ended she is still continuing trying to make it bad to the point where she said that every character in harry potter canonically shits themselves and then casts a shit vanishing spell 

fuck this is b a d

This reminds me of the hufflepuff group masturbation tweets

The what?

Just imagine you’re taking a test for potions with Snape and the guy sitting next to you just fucking shits himself the nastiest, slimiest shit of his life out of stress. And you literally have to sit there with a straight face while fuckin Todd JingleJangles cleans himself up in the dead quiet room with some stupid ass line like “vanish me poopum” and you just gotta live with the knowledge that some kid just shit himself beside you during a fucking test.

imagine tom riddle going into the bathroom which leads to the chamber of secrets andbeing like “what the fuck even is this place?”

purelintrash:

i mean

loopedgifs:

The train