Silver Tongue

Revali: Hey, Sheikah Slate, set a reminder: Die. 
 - 100 years later - 
Sheikah Slate: Reminder for Link. 
Sheikah Slate: Die.

The champions: *passing around a bottle* Is this perfume or whiskey? 
Link: *grabs the bottle and chugs the whole thing*
 Link: It's perfume.

ayanak:

hansmadness:
wecansexy:
phasmids:
solfuric:
feastings:
im laughign so fuckign hard at this look at allthe different ways you can be dead
temporarily dead
other deadness attributes
sad face
i love homestuck

Link: Mipha, the castle doctor said I only have four days left to live. 
Mipha: *readying Mipha's Grace* What?! Are you sick?! 
Link: No, he just doesn't like me. 
Doctor: IM GONNA FUCK YOU UP ON TUESDAY!

antoniocooper88:

gahdamnpunk:
SCREAMING ☠️☠️
I bet the gorilla uploaded them pics
He caught the ultimate fade.

mad-maddie:

weremime:
hot sauce > silver
bloodborne 2 looks great

therealcutelilasian:

Apparently this is the best vape trick lol

xelamanrique318:

SNL - Cut for Time: My Little Step Children
WHY WOULD THEY CUT THIS?????

brucebanners:

If you must blink, do it now. Pay careful attention to everything you see and hear, no matter how unusual it may seem. And please be warned, if you fidget, if you look away, if you forget any part of what I tell you, even for an instant, then our hero will surely perish.

thespectacularspider-girl:

token-evil-teammate:
thespectacularspider-girl:
warmcafes:
https://instagram.com/p/Bd5nawsgbiJ/
It’s okay! He just got really fluffy