Silver Tongue

vividlyme:

bxluu:
gorditita:
Why does Victoria Secret hate fat pussy
Wrong demographic. Find a new brand.
*walks in store with different brand* “uh yes do you sell panties for fatter pussies? I like my lips on the inside”

wizard spells used for getting freaky

servals-dank-meme-machine:

chexgirlfriend:
chexgirlfriend:
once you’re done getting freaky
The most powerful spell tho

plasticbile:

Fallout 4 (2015)

maneth985:

mr-john-steele:
That shot at Justice league tho lmao god damn
lmfao he doesn’t break the fourth wall, he shatters it

This is the most blessed blog. Hey, Seb, besides being adorable what do you like to do for fun?

liquidstar

asklilseb:

dreemurr-reborn:

* Next year we’re going to try silly hats!

here is a mom trying to figure out the best way to get her kid to put on a fucking shirt

banishedquasiroyal:

futchfangbattle:
banishedquasiroyal:
futchfangbattle:
banishedquasiroyal:
happy preemptive valentines day
bq its time to stop
if you can kin roxy lalonde why cant i kin teddy roosevelt? hmm??? HMMM???
BQ IM TAKING YOUR TUMBLR AWAY. ITS MINE NOW GIVE IT TO ME. YOU CANT HAVE IT ANYMORE
sorry but i’m using my president powers™️ to veto that. sorry roxy…ya boy teddy is the main man of the white house (excluding my beautiful and talented husbando, tafty)