Silver Tongue
thebuttkingpost:
“ etudeofchu:
“What the fuck is going on in here in this game
”
If you fail a mission mads mikkelsen makes a callout post about you
”

thebuttkingpost:

etudeofchu:

What the fuck is going on in here in this game

If you fail a mission mads mikkelsen makes a callout post about you

mamaduafe:

gahdamnpunk:

her holding that big ass iPhone has me dead 😭😭

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She is as big as his shoe

homodave:
“fs in chat
”

homodave:

fs in chat

yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: Towards the end of an hour-long combat

Bloodrager: SOMEONE HELP ME KILL HIM!

Necromancer: I’m trying! This is not going according to plan!

pleatherghost:

pleatherghost:

pleatherghost:

pleatherghost:

you can deal so much damage by just switching articles. β€œi’m so hungry, i could eat the horse.” one-hit k.o.

don’t look the gift horse in a mouth

you can also add horses to other idioms, such as, β€œdon’t count your horses before they hatch.” you can do this in any number of ways

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this is the most powerful addition to this i’ve seen. thanks, furry fricker 69

dont burn the horses

thetygre:
“ psychoticrambling:
“my crystal ball says you really fucked up this time
”
Rolling 1 on a Divination check.
”

thetygre:

psychoticrambling:

my crystal ball says you really fucked up this time

Rolling 1 on a Divination check.

ectotheology:

imstuckathome12:

ectotheology:

godkin john moodboard (you MUST ttag as kin)

What if I refuse 

you will die in 7 days

pembrokewkorgi:
“ dead-sollux:
“ rpgmaker:
“ thatbatterisaspy:
“ hairandbeardkommando:
“ punks not dead
”
Heosemys spinosa is an endangered species.
”
punks almost dead
”
you can help save punk here
”
@putuksstuff
”

pembrokewkorgi:

dead-sollux:

rpgmaker:

thatbatterisaspy:

hairandbeardkommando:

punks not dead

Heosemys spinosa is an endangered species.

punks almost dead

you can help save punk here

@putuksstuff

squadron-of-damned:
“  #who is doing alchemy on the tennis court again
what the hell do you mean again???
”