Silver Tongue

im dying

itsnicetobeappreciated:
trans-junk-rat:
I love how in the recall short tracer answers the recall immediately. like immediately. do the recall messages just get sent to their personal phones? has tracer just been waiting by her Overwatch Emergency Phone for years waiting for winston to ask her to become a vigilante? I love tracer
Actually she and Winston chat all the time, they have brunch every Sunday, she doesn’t even know it’s for vigilante work when she answers she just thinks it’s time for their weekly nip to the pub
“oi lov ready for our bi-monthly the last unicorn viewing??”
“I actually need you to break multiple international laws with me”
“FANTASTIC”

judgechaos:

(Apparently Aaron Burr and Mewtwo share a birthday, and now all I can think is this…)
Burr: How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a Scotsman-
Mewtwo: *flies in and punches Burr in the face* THE CIRCUMSTANCES OF ONES BIRTH DONT FUCKIN MATTER!!

yamashita-aka-doragon:

Well excuse me you monster who has the power to rise the land

onion-souls:

mallowygoodness:
How to impress girls:
Originally posted by gif87a-com

itsmadeinchynna:

cacao-bunni:
And people want to act like the lack of black women in media isn’t intentional as fuck lol
^^^^^^^^^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whomst:

Someone: “you see this children’s cartoon? What if…we made fanart of them grown up…. but get this…. they smoke weed”
Ur mcm:

-teesa-:

1.7.15
Hasan Minhaj speaks with Lloyd Pendleton, director of the Homeless Task Force.
“We have reduced our chronic homeless count by 72% since 2005.”

liryae:

There is literally nothing in nature that blooms all year long, so do not expect yourself to do so.