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what feelings does this image evoke in you

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Fossil Pokemon
Gen 1: Scientist in lab on isolated island seeks rare fossils to clone ancient Pokemon.
Gen 2: No way to revive fossils.
Gen 3: Large corporation that creates new pokeballs etc also can clone fossil pokemon.
Gen 4, 5: Cloned by shockingly well funded museum's staff.
Gen 6: Another research lab that clones fossil pokemon.
Gen 7: MAN IN PARKED RV ACROSS FROM MOTEL WEARING FARMER'S CLOTHING TURNS FOSSILS INTO POKEMON.

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the joker isn’t harley quinn’s love interest he’s her origin story

A LITTLE LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

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Originally posted by smooshywrites

@ajohnster 

yaaaas!

I WANT TO KNOW THE STORY BEHIND THIS. I HONESTLY THOUGHT THEY WERE LOVERS.

Okay, okay, so short version:


Joker seduced Harley while he was in Arkham and she was his psychologist. He did so by manipulating sessions to make him seem pitiable.

Harley broke Joker out. Joker was originally going to kill her then, but fans had latched onto Harley Quinn’s new look and she was a fan favorite (mind you as I recall, she was originally introduced in BTAS, and then transferred to the comics later). So she ended up surviving his first murder attempt.


He decided that although annoying she could still be useful (since she’s actually brilliant, and at this point somewhat codependent). This leads to a string of horrific abuses and murder attempts. Including (in the TV show alone) throwing her through a window that is at *least* three stories up, choking her, beating her with a hammer, threatening her with one of his gag guns (which, depending on the gun, may or may not kill her in various ways), and attempting to get hyenas to eat her.


In the comics, it includes starving her, chaining her to a wall in a sewer on top of corpses of “failed Harleys,” poisoning her, leaving her in burning buildings, pushing her into the line of police fire, gaslighting her basically every time he fails to kill her, and the list goes on. When she becomes pregnant with her and Joker’s kid, she leaves for nine months, to her sister’s place, and gives birth there. She doesn’t tell Joker about the kid (and goes out of her way to prevent Joker from finding out). She tells Canary that it’s because Mr. J would be too busy for a kid, but if you pay attention to Harley’s behavior throughout the comic, the clear subtext is “My kid would end up dead or worse if Joker knew about her.”


Additionally, post break up, she notes he was abusive, says it wasn’t love, it was manipulation, and frequently describes it as the worst part of her life.

I’m no expert but I remember one more thing… she said he never noticed she was gone for those 9 months.

THANK YOU FOR CLEARING THIS UP.

This is why couples are creepy as fuck for dressing up as Harley and the joker and why people are especially fucked up for thinking the relationship they had in suicide squad was “goals”

Harley is also very brilliant and the closest anyone ever came to defeating the batman. She had batman in a deathtrap and the only reason it failed was because joker was an abusive asshole who wanted the glory of killing batman and pushed harley our of the top floor into traffic which allowed batman to escape. im a little fuzzy on how she survived but i think that was when she finally managed to escape him.

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your name is LOSDOT JAYPEG and boy do you keep LOSING THINGS

hey op do u take construtctive criticism 

i absolutely do not. never ask again

understandable! enjoy your new oc

remember when hussie declared all fantrolls canon?