manfredvonfuckyourself:

Truly, a rebel without a cause.

isnt his cause nuclear disarmment?

thespectacularspider-girl:

Hey guys, guess what I found.

big-boss-official:

whatever man lil wayne been had these 

portmanteau-bot:

k-911:

malamami:

solongstarbird:

taiyaqi:

ahegado:

tag your superbowl spoilers

Tom Brady dies

He was ruthlessly murdered by the corporate machine

I gasped

Shots fired.

shired.

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Help keep my meatbag slave alive.

Shire…… Baggins……

Originally posted by nimloth

olofahere:

sealand-gov:

radiant-array:

bryko:

watch his hair blatantly intersect with the lockers

my college animation professor worked on jimmy neutron and he was just like “listen yeah we knew and we just didn’t have the time or money to care”. the power would go out at the studio at least once a week and they would just have to leave until it came on the next day. jimmy neutron’s production team saw some shit

I had a guest speaker come to my class that worked on Jimmy Neutron as an animator and said it was basically a fever dream

I think we need a documentary/oral history about the making of Jimmy Neutron.

matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll:

whiskey-and-a-wry-smile:

razorlightt:

jennitheodd:

gh0stcity:

gh0stcity:

One thing I’ve learned in life, if you act really self-assured and confident you can pretty much get away with anything.

For example, I’ve watched someone walk on to a plane with no passport. Just walked right on.

Once walked out of a dude’s house with a pair of his pants slung over my shoulder. Did all the usual eye-contact, saying-goodbye movements and noises, just… while stealing his pants. He did not notice. 

I told my English teacher that she graded my final paper(I did not turn one in) and that she told me it was well written. She scrambled 3 days trying to find the nonexistent paper, then apologized to me for losing it and gave me a 96%. Confidence is key

my dad’s mate just walked out of a shop with a canoe and didn’t get questioned

Humans are like bees: if they sense you’re an intruder all hell will break loose, but if you get inside the hive they just assume you belong there. Be confident.

vikingofficial:

greenbaconsmoothie:

just-shower-thoughts:

If you wore a vr headset linked to a camera drone that was set to follow you from a few feet behind you could live in third person.

disassociating

If you can’t dissociate naturally store bought is fine

humanwavetactics:

humanwavetactics:

The Mask except hes still an incel

basically the real life version of this

aintlikethatnow:

A classic edit that had been lost to the ages, now digitally restored for your enjoyment.