Silver Tongue
mothwizard:
“ tropicalfucko:
“ ghettoinuyasha:
“hey,
”
im wheezing
” ”

chefpyro:

spirit animals, fursonas and familiars are all the same fucking thing

What about a patronus?

chefpyro:

adventure zone is the homestuck of podcasts

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theliberaltony:

One year, to the day, into the Trump Presidency and full GOP control of government, and the US has run out of money.

So much for fiscal responsibility.

chefpyro:

super-saiyan-legend:

chefpyro:

sketchy-red-dude:

chefpyro:

PERSONA IS THE DARK SOULS OF POKEMON

Then what does that make digimon?

dark souls of neopets

*dark souls of tamagotchi

make your own post

super-saiyan-legend:

Digimon is the dark souls of tamagotchi

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

jumpingjacktrash:

historians: king james’s sexuality is debated but he was probably straight

james: i love george so much

historians: ah you see but male friendship was very close at the time

james: george is my husband

historians: clearly just a little joke

george: hey james remember that really good sex we had

historians: but james had children with his wife???

anne of denmark: i like when they let me watch

historians, plugging their ears: STRAIGHTY STRAIGHT STRAIGHT

“What outstandingly heterosexual bros”

mbulteau:

kintatsujo:

people making all these nitpicks about Harry Potter canon and my only question is why didn’t we see people Cumberbatching Voldemort instead of calling him You Know Who like

“Oh no, it’s Moldywarts!”

“But we have to be careful because Toadybloat’s followers might hear”

“Ah yes the great and powerful Haggisplate”

“Refusal to say a name gives that name power, Harry.  But mutilating the hell out of it to the point that people can’t take it seriously anymore strips that power away.”

“It is my belief that your scar hurts both when Lord Vodafone is near you”

“Fuck lord moldybutt is here!”

sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces:
“ sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces:
“ sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces:
“ sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces:
“” ”
sings as colours

sodiumtellerium:

silver-tongues-blog:

Aries: Fuchsia

Taurus: Olive

Gemini: Indigo

Cancer: Teal

Leo: Yellow

Virgo: Burgundy

Libra: Red

Scorpio: Jade

Sagittarius: Brown

Capricorn: Violet

Aquarius: Purple

Pisces: Cerulean 

Aries: Fuchsia

Taurus: Red

Gemini: Brown

Cancer: Yellow

Leo: Lime

Virgo: Olive

Libra: Jade

Scorpio: Teal

Sagittarius: Blue

Capricorn: Indigo

Aquarius: Purple

Pisces: Cerulean

fixed it!

no you didnt. cancer is teal, not yellow. scorpio is jade, not teal. Sagittarius is brown, not blue. and all the others are wrong too. saying “fixed it” is very presumptuous and you clearly do not understand what the pattern of the post was.