Silver Tongue

coldwarriors:

marilyn manson had a couple of dicks removed so he could suck his own ribs

ambris:

derinthemadscientist:

magnificentbane:

osheamobile:

neilarmstrong:

derinthemadscientist:

People who don’t want to read The Martian in case the science is too complicated should be informed that it contains the lines “The best way to store the ingredients of water is to make them be water”, “It is of course dangerous to set off an explosive device on a spacecraft”, and “If I cut a hole in the wall of the hab, the air won’t stay inside any more”.

I love this fucking book

“I’ve said the words kilowatt-hours-per-sol so many times they’ve lost all meaning so I’m going to call them pirate-ninjas.

“So I need to generate nine hundred pirate-ninjas…”

there’s an entire chapter dedicated to him wondering how the cubs are doing while he’s stuck on mars, dying

I like the part where the guys on Earth are like “He thinks we all gave up on him, and that he’s completely alone. I wonder what he’s thinking about right now.”

And he’s like “How come Aquaman can control whales?”

I have read the book, can confirm. It’s amazing.

shrineart:

mrozna:

hawkeyedflame:

biphobicerasurer:

hawkeyedflame:

t-i-a-r-n-a-c-a-p-a-i-l-l:

If you’re one of those people who thinks executive dysfunction only happens for things we don’t like (school, cleaning,) then please consider the fact that I’ve been meaning to plug my phone in for 20 minutes and I’m now at 2% and still putting it off to write this post ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

My anime/video game list consists of over 100 titles, easily, and yet I almost never get around to watching/playing any of them.

Executive dysfunction is not just for boring or unenjoyable things. It’s for everything. Even eating.

What is executive dysfunction? O.o

Put simply, it’s difficulty/inability with initiating tasks. The prefrontal cortex is responsible for executive functions, like decision-making and impulse control. People with ADHD and other neurological disorders that affect the prefrontal cortex often experience difficulty making decisions and performing tasks, as well as exercising self restraint. Part of why people with ADHD tend to procrastinate so badly is out of genuine inability to begin tasks, even if they’re very important.

It feels, for me at least, like I’m constantly waiting for something and I can’t start X task because I’m waiting. I never know what exactly I’m waiting for, but that doesn’t stop me from wasting hours and days not doing the things I need to do, even if I have a desire to do them.

It feels, for me at least, like I’m constantly waiting for something and I can’t start X task because I’m waiting. I never know what exactly I’m waiting for, but that doesn’t stop me from wasting hours and days not doing the things I need to do, even if I have a desire to do them.

Oh thank god, someone put it into words.

For me it’s also waiting for the “right” time to come to complete the task because for some reason my brain thinks doing the task at any other time is horribly, horribly wrong, weird, and out of order. The “right” time might come eventually, might not. It’s a lottery.

God I’m so glad I’m not the only one with the waiting issue.

notlostonanadventure:

writing-prompt-s:

writing-prompt-s:

You are an astronaut lost in space who gets rescued by friendly aliens who think you’re just the cutest lil thing in the whooole galaxy

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This is called being a cat

luxtempestas:

luxtempestas:

zpdzrwszikv je gbloobbf k l. trenemlnriyrwod as trq

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onyourleftbooob:

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is this a superbowl riot?

batmanisagatewaydrug:

I’ve seen enough TAZ spoilers to know where Taako and Kravitz are going, but i was absolutely unprepared for the McElroys to actively start shipping them themselves, in the middle of an episode, complete with their dad generating a ship name

xeppeli:

sigmund freud made all that shit up for the views