LET IT BE GAY MADISON
right up there with “confusingly” and “harold, they’re lesbians”
This gym is so weird. I started walking on the treadmill and the worker started screaming stuff like “get off the conveyor” and “this isn’t a gym, it’s a grocery store”
i’m in love w/ glowing fictional intersexual creature who’s half crow and half cat lady
do I need help
i can’t stand it when people complain about how expensive printer ink is, like it’s “”capitalism’s fault”“. do you have any idea how hard it is to milk a squid