Silver Tongue
Remember: there are exactly *3* dances permissible in the Scooby-Doo, Where Are You? universe.

scoobydoomistakes:

scoobydoomistakes:

1. Small, Vaguely Left-Right Shimmying:

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Best done at night, on nearly-identical… 

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…and highly-spooky beaches.

2. Ever-So-Slightly Gesticulating:

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You know you’re doing it right you if look like you’re aaaaalmost losing your balance… 

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…standing on a floating log, like a lumberjack.

And – last of all – don’t forget the rare and legendary…

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3. Pulling Each Other Backwards While Your Feet Slide Around Like You’re On Wet Ice

They can even be combined, such as Velma & Shaggy’s majestic crossover of dances 1 & 2. Take notes, class.

And just when you think Fred & Daph’s identical, infinitely-repeated dances couldn’t get any better…

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…they’re about to win a TV dance competition for it.

The host stares in awe. “How do they override friction like that?”

halsione:

I agree for that seriously

crasharts:
“ Even more dinosaurs seem to be concerned about something… what could it be?
Zid & Zniw Chronicles: Zniw Adventure ©2014-2017, Twarda/CrashPL.
”

crasharts:

Even more dinosaurs seem to be concerned about something… what could it be?

Zid & Zniw Chronicles: Zniw Adventure ©2014-2017, Twarda/CrashPL.

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ek-vitki:

redmensch:

redmensch:

jewishtransdyke:

redmensch:

holy shit i just learned about the “proxy strike” tactic in france in which radicals blockade or occupy a workplace, allowing workers to strike without losing their wages. that’s brilliant, wow

How does that work, exactly?

if you and your coworkers say “we’re striking” and occupy your workplace, your boss won’t pay you, but if your friends and your coworkers’ friends occupy it for you, you say “sorry boss shit’s occupied” and you still get paid because you’re not the ones striking

the 5,528 people who have reblogged this post as of right now could probably paralyze a decent chunk of a city’s economy using this tactic lmao

ITS OVER 9,000

toastyhat:
“stuck—at—home asked you: Could I request the panel of Kanaya punching Vriska in the face, without the text, please?
”

toastyhat:

stuck—at—home asked you: Could I request the panel of Kanaya punching Vriska in the face, without the text, please?

amonsteronmaplestreet:

prokopetz:

No, there is no FBI agent monitoring my online activity.

I’m Canadian. The American spy watching my every move is CIA, not FBI.

I’m pretty sure that even in the USA, all these FBI jokes are really hurtful to the NSA agents who are actually watching us

daxiia:
“Based off some things @therealjacksepticeye said in his newest shadow of the colossus episode.
”

daxiia:

Based off some things @therealjacksepticeye said in his newest shadow of the colossus episode.

classicmeevs:
“This would work if you only ever drop cheese
”

classicmeevs:

This would work if you only ever drop cheese

sonyshock:
“Deoxys using recover
”

sonyshock:

Deoxys using recover