Silver Tongue

theweirdwideweb:

Me: Can’t wait to watch this comedian I loved as a kid!!!
Comedian: sexism sexism sexism homophoooobia sexism amirite?
Me: 

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Vodka Mutini and Pounce?
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princessesaphi:

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big kitty !

outofcontextdnd:

The pigeon knows abyssal

lone-star-multiple-moons:

jumpboy-rembrandt:

ok, i’m gonna make a lotta connections here, but trust me and follow along

griffin had the plot figured out pretty damn well by crystal kingdom. he had determined:

  • who the seven birds were
  • that the red robe was barry and one of the seven birds
  • red robe/barry was in love with the red robe in the cave to whom the umbrella belonged
  • this cave red robe was lup, taako’s twin
  • that barry/red robe was a lich, so it is VERY LIKELY he had also planned that lup was a lich, bc i doubt he ever intended to permanently kill taako’s sister

i would like to posit that, based on these decisions, griffin had also:

  • realized the OP-ness of two in-control, immortal, undead characters
  • decided that he needed some sort of way to keep that in check
  • introduced the idea that barry (and by extension, lup) are not infalliable and can lose control as a way to check that
  • determined that, since this would no longer matter if/when lup and barry are reunited, he needed a stronger, larger control over their power
  • created an arc based around the dangers of messing with necromancy and introduced a character and deity whose purposes are to prevent reanimation and protect the sancitity of life and death

so what i’m getting down to is that kravitz/the raven queen were introduced in order to show that the constant resurrection of the ipre and, more specifically, barry and lup’s lichdom have consequences

let’s suppose that i’m right. let’s suppose that i managed to guess the actual line of thought behind the crystal kingdom arc and kravitz’s insertion into the plot.

then can you imagine griffin mcelroy’s fucking face when justin announced that taako, brother to two liches, was going to romance the grim reaper

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luciotheheirofspace:
“ heteromanticmarkiplier:
“Blaire White is a genuinely pathetic human being.
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I’m confused…so Blaire White is a pathetic human being for pointing out that regardless of political differences or opposing views we shouldn’t...

luciotheheirofspace:

heteromanticmarkiplier:

Blaire White is a genuinely pathetic human being.

I’m confused…so Blaire White is a pathetic human being for pointing out that regardless of political differences or opposing views we shouldn’t destroy friendships because that is petty and insincere?

I’m sorry, but that means that would mean I will never trust anyone that subscribes to radical liberalism or radical conservatism. Why? Well only because that means that you can easily write me off for simple discourse and for someone who has been through a system since the age of six, in which love is not only hard to find, but nearly impossible to genuinely believe exists at times…you only further the scarred idea that trust, loyalty, and love doesn’t exist.

I hate insincerity. I hate people who betray my trust. I despise those that manipulate my loyalty. However, most of all, I can’t, on a conscious level, put into words how unfathomable my disdain for people to drop others because they don’t agree about a view on something. I can’t explain how, to a person that is that mentally scared, how scary and inhumane that seems.


Then again, this is humanity we’re talking about…something to lose faith in for time to time, ne?

I could’ve just used simple Logos, and apathy but it seems people of this day and age comprehend feelings more than simple critical thinking. I dunno…maybe because it’s easier and gets us fucking nowhere. 😒

The reason why is because people like blaire white think that our very own existence and right to live are political opinions rather than things that actively effect thousands of people. if someones idea of a political opinion is to strap me to a chair to electricute my brain in an effort to “fix me” (see mike pence conversion therapy) then yeah, im gonna end the friendship right there.

nerinin:
“ The goth death team (dressed in these outfits). But we all know who’s the best looker:
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nerinin:

The goth death team (dressed in these outfits). But we all know who’s the best looker:

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dragon-in-a-fez:

theawwesomeeridan:

love-doesnt-discriminate:

I just said “I am Moana from Motunui, you killed my father, prepare to die” and it actually took me a few seconds to realize that’s not right

My name is Inigo Montoya. You will board my boat, sail across the world, and return the heart of Te Fiti.

my name is Moana Montoya, you will board my father, prepare to sail, and die

soupery:
“ been rewatching fmab and OOFGh
kofi/patreon
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soupery:

been rewatching fmab and OOFGh

kofi/patreon

bulbasaur-propaganda:
“This is why you should wake up early
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bulbasaur-propaganda:

This is why you should wake up early