rosexknight:

agooddaytowhy:

bizarrodf:

critical-quit:

edwardsscissorpants:

luciferfucker:

mrfatcakes:

dimitrajoy:

i still do not understand what possessed so many well-respected actors to do the spy kids movies like

did they pay really well? did you want these beautiful, terrible movies to be a blemish on your career forever?? why

 antonio banderas did so many high-profile movies then in spy kids he looked like this

tony shalhoub has won multiple emmys but he did spy kids and

even fucking george clooney wtf

steve buscemi is pretty goofy but still

salma hayek’s pigtails in this wow 

elijah wood was the lead in a movie that’s tied for the largest number of oscars of all time and he played a character creatively named “THE GUY”

sylvester stallone is like a cultural icon and he played not one but FOUR ridiculously dressed weirdos

alan cumming is the only one i can understand 

Are you saying spy kids wasn’t a masterpiece my fellow blogger???? Source?????

i will not tolerate this slander

“When I was doing ‘Spy Kids,’ the Weinsteins asked me […] ’Why are you making the characters Hispanic? It doesn’t make any sense, isn’t this supposed to be for everybody?’ ‘Well, it’s based on my family.’

[…]

People have come up to me for a lot of years since and said ‘You changed my kids’ whole life. They see little kids who are Hispanic that are spies and they saw your name as the writer and director and you changed their idea of what their future could be.’ The ripple effects of that one movie were enormous.”

- Robert Rodriguez (x)

Also maybe sometimes actors like to play roles that are silly and fun? I can’t imagine any of these actors didn’t know exactly what they were getting into and, based on their performance, didn’t have a good time

CRITICAL INFORMATION: The entire concept of Spy Kids came from Robert Rodriguez’s desire to make an action film he could watch with his kids. With intentions like that, it’s pretty easy to understand why so many famous actors with kids of their own would be interested in it.

Let us not forget the Machete cross over…

Yeah Spy Kids canonically takes place in the Machete universe it’s wild. Also all of those movies are national treasures.

sapropel:

Imagine if for black history month tumblr decided to ban white supremacist accounts wouldn’t that be wild and useful

rustledjimmiescomic:

Can you name all of them?

funny story about led zeppelin. That saying is exactly why they chose the band name. One of the record companies they tried to get in thought they were shit and said they’re going to do as well as a zeppelin made of lead

chinamcclain:

#tag yourself i’m rosa

horizonzeronikola:

Don’t mind me, just playing Skyrim while I wait for Skyrim to update so I can play Skyrim.

cocadope:

parkston:

i never ended up making as much fanart of this game as i originally wanted

heres a more sharp n crispy version cause i didnt know which one looked better lmao 

not a huge reblogger on tumblr but plz give this guy some love he works hard

ryukodragon:

mangleschmidt:

nixen-art:

brahkest-fr:

brahkest-fr:

So how’s your lorewriting going guys

It’s been looking up~

@ghostjitters

*looks at

@ryukodragon

and points Foxy and Mike* Are you gonna give them that, please?

First of all, this comic is ADORABLE and WRENCHING and EXACTLY HOW WRITING GOES <3

And secondly….

pasteldaemon:

heroponelxirion:

coxinyoface:

oh hey cool ava’s special request finished!

now to place it in my camp–

….uh. why is it not placing??? it’s supposed to go into the circle how big could it possibly–

….uh

…nintendo. nINTENDO!! that is not a “large egg”!!!  “large eggs” exist. an ostrich egg is a “large egg”. THIS egg takes up ~20% of my fucking camp. i don’t have words for what size it is but i’m not gonna call it “large egg”. “large egg”, my ass. what kinda large egg–

@pasteldaemon

…Christ