sabotender-bailarina:

sabotender-bailarina:

sapphiccygnet:

warmsleepy:

moranion:

warmsleepy:

Bring back the phase of society where having your tiddies all the way out was fine but showing ankle flesh was scandalous

i know this is aiming at 17. and 18. and 19. century fashion, but i really wanna bring back those dresses that only basically start under the boobs, like that little number Minoan snake goddess figurine is wearing

that was actually what i was thinking of! ive been obsessed with that figure since i was her in a history book as a kid lmao 

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 the ultimate look!!! 2 titties out 2 snakes in hand 

titties out, snakes up, she’s ready 2 go

ankles: covered

snakes: up

titties: out

I am forcibly removed from the historical narrative

game theory

chefpyro:

the super mario cast has played every sport under the sun except american football because nintendo is afraid of getting sued by the people who made this flash animation from 2010

theconchnorris:

chefpyro:

theconchnorris:

chefpyro:

“this game ripped off overwatch” has almost the exact same tone and connotations to me as “this tastes like egoraptor”

overwatch would’ve delivered the pizza on time

overwatch would have change for a 20

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ciphox:
“time has lost its effect on me
”

ciphox:

time has lost its effect on me

chefpyro
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ddeeric:

some linearts i colored  by @notedchampagne and @floralmarsupial

chefpyro:
“ thisold-machine:
“@chefpyro
”
this is the realest post i’ve ever seen
”

chefpyro:

thisold-machine:

@chefpyro

this is the realest post i’ve ever seen

ummmwine:
“there’s ambiguity over how lars got the scar over his eye but regardless of the specific nature of its origin it really can’t be the only one
”

ummmwine:

there’s ambiguity over how lars got the scar over his eye but regardless of the specific nature of its origin it really can’t be the only one

nicejewishguy:

lmaonade:

suppermariobroth:

There is a design parallel between the Mario Bros. and the princesses traditionally paired up with them. The number of eyelashes on Princess Peach’s eyes - six - matches the number of curved segments in Mario’s mustache. Likewise, Princess Daisy has two eyelashes on each eye, which matches Luigi’s two-segment mustache. Whether this is a coincidence or a deliberate design choice is unknown.

i hate this blog for bringing this to my attention. i’m not going to be able to think about literally anything else ever again. i’m going to tell all of my friends about this every time mario is brought up at all. fuck you

so much hate

imma jack off to this