outofcontextdnd:

Triton rogue: Why do I need armor if I already have scales?

DM: Have you ever stabbed a fish? 

Triton rogue: …fair point. 

gomesing:

radmaiden:

totallyradicalblog:

womyn-are-rad:

I ring the devil’s doorbell on the daily and yet no child in my womb! funny that!

“Ringing the devil’s doorbell” I am so using that in future

I love my clitoris and I’ll never stop touching it 😘

If the devil send me a girlfriend maybe I stop ringing his doorbell daily

big-boss-official:

“I’m useless”

“I have no friends”

“Everyone hates me”

my-little-ninja:

slav-orson-krennic:

trashcanbees:

kompanie-mutter:

trashcanbees:

pain-and-missouri:

volcel-official:

wolsey-did-nothing-wrong:

pain-and-missouri:

wolsey-did-nothing-wrong:

pain-and-missouri:

Would sleeping with a centaur be considered bestiality?

Yes

That raises another question: do centaurs have human or horse genitals? Or both?

Horse.

Then the question is, would it be morally acceptable for a centaur to mate with a normal horse

And what would the offspring be like?

I hate all of this

This is the last thing you see before you die

afallenwolf:

Normal People: Ya know…chubby guys can be kinda hot 

Me: *Sweats nervously*

the-zodiac-reaper:

ace-aro-fandroid:

So we got an Amazon Echo and we changed the wake word to “Computer” and now I feel like I’m on the Enterprise all the time. Additionally, whenever I watch Star Trek, she only responds to “computer” when Data says it and it’s kind of adorable. Not Picard, not La Forge, not Troi, not Dr. Crusher, not Riker. Not anyone but Data. The other night Data asked his Computer what the time was and my Computer told him it was 10:47. Watching Star Trek is even more fun now

Ur echo has a crush

punkcandy:

punkcandy:

You can’t tell me Rose Lalonde, a self proclaimed goth at age 13 in 2009, didn’t listen to almost exclusively Evanescence

Amy Lee: How can you see into my eyes, like open doors? Leading you down, into my core, where I’ve become so numb

13 y/o Rose:

anarchyinblack:

genderbinaryisforlosers:

do you ever suddenly realise that every last alchemist in fma is a nerd

they’re scientists. they’re nerds.

and yet somehow…… they also manage to be jocks.

they are the perfect combination of bro and loser. alex has more muscles than friends. roy sulks like a wet puppy when he can’t use his magic flames. ed can’t ride big rollercoasters.

only True Jock in this franchise is Riza Hawkeye and i think that’s beautiful

And Scar was an ultrajock, running around with stolen homework, hunting down nerds as the ultimate bully in Amestris.