It must be the literal weirdest living in Omashu. At first it’s like, sure, your king is extremely elderly and seems to have no heirs but, hey, he mostly hangs out and eats rock candy, so whatever, he’s chill. You go about your life. The Avatar shows up and surfs your postal system, but your extremely elderly king seems fine with it so you just kinda shrug and continue with your day. Then one day the Fire Nation appears and your extremely elderly king just…surrenders. No questions asked. And you’re living under colonial rule for months. And then the Avatar shows up again and surfs your king around for a second before putting him back in jail. But then, then an eclipse happens and suddenly your extremely elderly king explodes out of prison shirtless and absolutely positively ripped and kicks out the Fire Nation single-handedly before fucking off to Ba Sing Se to hang out with his weird old man buddies leaving you and your city standing there like. What. What are you supposed to do with that.
#theory that king bumi’s position isn’t actually real#it’s the earth kingdom so they already#ya know#have a king#one day this fuckin earthbender punk who used to ride the mail system grew up and went#i’m fuckin good at earthbending and the day I see some actual fucking leadership is the day I bow to the earth kig#I will earthbend myself a nice rock candy throne#now who’s king bitch?#and omashu was just like who are we to stop him? (tags via @nothing-more-than-hot-leaf-juice)
This is a god-tier take and you should be very pleased with yourself.
I had a dream I was able to time travel and I went like 10,20,100,1000,2000 years into the future but the instant I went to 4,000 I got stuck in a time dilation jail set up by the American government in the year 3,877 in which anyone that tried to time travel back or forth across May 23, 3877 while on Earth would end up stuck in this time dilation chamber trap to stop time travelers but like it was so crazy and mismanaged because it was legit capturing like every single time traveler ever and the place had only been open for 12 minutes and was already getting overpopulated with nonstop multiple recursive instances of this one other guy trying to break previous versions of himself out of this god damn time traveler jail
that is fucking hysterical and absolutely sounds like something the American Government would set up.
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