Silver Tongue

writing-prompt-s:

writing-prompt-s:

A witch attempts to summon a demon, but dies in an accident before the ritual is complete. Her parrot mimics the incantation and completes the ritual. The demon is summoned, now bound to the parrot’s will.

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prokopetz:

prokopetz:

More favourite tropes:

  • Generally incompetent character revealed to be incredibly skilled at one very specific thing
  • Supernatural entity that clearly has no need for money inexplicably owns and operates some sort of relatively mundane business
  • Device or magic spell with narrow and impractical function coincidentally turns out to be exactly what’s needed
  • Terrifying monster actually wants something totally innocuous
  • Hilariously half-assed impersonation or disguise succeeds through inattention of intended victim
  • World-shaking threat averted via booze

(Of course, that supernatural entity one can go multiple ways. There’s a big difference between “Cthulhu owns a bookstore” and “the Devil owns a vape shop”.)

tra-ybbon:
“gottem
”

tra-ybbon:

gottem

possumoftheday:
“Today’s Possum of the Day has been brought to you by: An offering!
”

possumoftheday:

Today’s Possum of the Day has been brought to you by: An offering!

showerthoughtsofficial:

Social media has allowed all the individual village idiots to unify under one banner.

angel-baez:

this show will be the death of me

kilalabunnies:

shiftythrifting:

shibazilla:

shibazilla:

I work at an antique mall and we arrive in the morning so it’s dark inside except for the kitchen and I went to the supply closet on the other side of the mall to grab stuff and it’s dark except for my phonelight and I stumbled across this and I’m about to cry it scared me so bad

@shiftythrifting this feels like it belongs here because it’s for sale but also highly cursed and I hate it so much

Oh no, aren’t those from Old Navy when they were trying hard to relate to the kids?

Why does this look like a character that wouldn’t look out of place in a straight-to-home/tv holiday special movie?

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im the kind of girl who brings up the weather as a way to distract someone but ends up in a legitimate conversation about the effects of climate change.

frozen-heart-prince:

Beyoncé: *purchases new laptop and uses it for the first time*

The FBI Agent that’s assigned to her:

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