xnps:
I knew choosing Wednesday Adams as a role model was a smart choice
Well said.
Schrödinger’s boys
FUCK
What about cracking open a cold milkshake
As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.
mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town
i love how the joke of merle seducing a fucking vine so that the thb could get into an area has spiraled into one of merles CARDINAL SINS being LUST because he has a hardcore PLANT FETISH
Lup dabbing at her brother to show him she was still lucid and then freefalling off the Starblaster to go apeshit on the hunger cleared my skin and cured my anxiety tbh
On the same note Taako being 100% supportive of his sister and giving her the greatest day ever and going to be there at the ceremony with a big smile on his face despite being fucking TERRIFIED for her safety and sanity watered my crops and fixed world hunger
how did you defeat the other 16 moonpaws btw?
is my name moonpaw yet? no? they’re still there my dude
you must defeat the 16 other moonpaws in order to claim your prize
anti-sjws for the last 10 years: feminazis, feminazis, feminazis, feminazis, nazi nazi, sjw's are nazis, nazi nazi nazi, grammar nazi, feminazi feminazi
normal sensible attractive people: these real life people are actually real life nazis and hold nazi beliefs and want to kill minorities
anti-sjws: thats pretty fucking fucked up that you just call anything you disagree with a nazi, like i think thats pretty wild of the 'tolerant left' to do
