Silver Tongue

aprilsylph:

kojima-hideo:

once i have enough money to buy an offshore oil rig it’ll be over for you hoes

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zsnes:

brazilianwife:

brazilianwife:

thanks rolf

thanks once again. ill never forget you rolf

political compass

niggazinmoscow:

Roxane Gay wrote “World of Wakanda” which sold over 50,000 copies upon its release. This is connected to MoNique, this is connected to what black women have been saying all along.

commander-ledi:

mozzarella-shenanigans:

commander-ledi:

commander-ledi:

dragon age player characters should be allowed to swim

like if mr. skyrim can swim while wearing full armor made out of rocks or whatever, my inquisitor dressed in light armor should be allowed to swim too instead of dying instantly if water level comes above his knees

Mr. Skyrim,,,,,,

yeah, him. mr. skyrim, the guy who screams at dragons and eats bees.

outofcontextdnd:

-My Drow Character to the DM who announces laughter-

Me
: My big ass ears perk up because you know im an elf of sorts, ive got big ass ears.

DM: What are you talking about, you dont have ears?

Me: Since when do I not have ears?

DM: I mean… oh… wait….

circles-finest:

shanoniusrex:

libertarirynn:

smiling-grouch:

smiling-grouch:

sursumursa:

junovoltage:

consuelodoodles:

bamilton:

timeywimey-trenchcoat:

dieharddaae-24601:

beauty-and-the-dark-one:

The mashup you never thought would work

Congratu-fucking-lations.

I would pay so much to have this as a ringtone I’m not even joking.

Why?????

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The face I made while listening to this was so visceral I had to draw it before reblogging it

@sillygooseface
TORI I’M CRYING PLEASE LISTEN

Well. That was indeed a thing that happened.

@lindsayetumbls @elisaintime @nellachronism

(Would’ve been better with a different version of POTO but it’s irrevocably stuck in my head so…eh.)

Holy shit.

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WEAK

@korino21

Are you fucking kidding me

ayearofarin:

Almost had it, Arin. Almost.

doge-w-a-bloge:

I’ll never get over the amalgamates getting to go back home to their families in True Pacifist. I’m so, so used to stories that go, “this person is too broken, physically or mentally or both, to ever be put back together. they’re not the way they once were, so they’re good as dead. killing them is the only act of mercy.“

I’m so glad Undertale didn’t do that.

The True Lab intentionally plays on horror tropes. Phantasmal pursuers whose ability to appear and disappear defy logical attempts at evasion. Mutated, undead shambling creatures whose original selves are utterly destroyed.

But…like the rest of Undertale’s relationship to RPG tropes…subversion occurs.

It becomes increasingly clear that the amalgamates aren’t evil ghosts or mindless zombies. They’re victims of medical malpractice who miss their families. And when we find them returned to their families…they’re happy. Their families are happy. Things are different now, yea. It’s pretty weird for everyone. The new situation will take some time getting used to. But… it’s mostly good.

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ask-storm-king:

See? Absolutely useless!

But you know what isn’t useless?

My Ko-Fi.

amanda-fior:

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For the first time in Saint Louis Zoo history, a cheetah has given birth to 8 cheetah cubs .

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Awww look at their faces! I want to cuddle them!!

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But I wont.