Silver Tongue

smashbike:

people: wrinkles ugly :/

me, a connesiur of the arts:

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barfy:
“ Don’t forget all the Spy achievements that are literally just rewarding you for being a fucking asshole, such as
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barfy:

Don’t forget all the Spy achievements that are literally just rewarding you for being a fucking asshole, such as

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yacchins:

not this shit again

(Big thank you to all the Genjis who filmed this with me HAHAHA )

qxessence:

aplaceofhisown:

Being a millennial is getting buyer’s remorse over a $3.83 pack of oreos.

This is genuinely hilarious but fuckin terrible

wharf-dragon:

viridious:

The great part about Overwatch Contenders being open registration is you have the usual teams with orgs

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and then you get teams like this

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some highlights

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and my absolute goddamn favourite

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yaarichan:

eleanor-hates-pedos:

This video,,,, made me so happy? thank????

Top 10 betrayals

midoriko-sama:

yet-another-elsanna-victim:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

systlin:

karama9:

quietlyglittering:

wolfayal:

hogwartshiddenswimmingpool:

This is Kjell Lindgren. He’s a NASA astronaut who just got back from 5 months on the International Space Station. There are two reasons why this picture is hilarious:

  1. His wife is flawless and makes bad space puns to make him do household chores.
  2. I have that shirt. Thousands of people have that shirt. That shirt is available at Target. Which means actual astronaut Kjell Lindgren, with his wardrobe already full of NASA-issued and logo-emblazoned clothes, was at Target, saw a NASA shirt, and was like, “Yes, I am buying this because this is what I want to spend my actual astronaut salary on.”


 tl;dr NASA employs a bunch of fucking nerds

It gets better.

Courtesy of Wikipedia, here’s the poster NASA released for his mission to the ISS:

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NASA confirmed for a bunch of fucking nerds

*wipes single tear*

They’re just too beautiful.

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again. 

NASA personnel are, like, the top nerds. The alpha nerds. The absolute nerdiest nerds. The nerds other nerds look to for nerdspiration. 

THIS IS ADORABLES :D

I strongly recommend a visit to the following website (http://spaceflight101.com/iss/iss-expedition-posters/) that has all of them.

Everything started off all vanilla but a Expedition 16 they showed that they were truly Masters of The Dork Side of The Force:

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Some other amusing posters they approved:

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Nerdspiration

coelasquid:

solarbird:

phar-ah:

Here is a video of me drop kicking a tracer in the face

This is
amazing. I don’t think you could plan this like ever.

The cackling at the end was what got me.

q-pixel:

What do you mean this isn’t exactly what they did?

daltries:

yknow what i like???

i’ll tell u what i like,,,

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