Silver Tongue

jame7t:

jame7t:

Your boyfriend is too small he fell into the bong and died

We smoked him. Sorry

theperksofneurodivergency:
“jesus-lizard-journal:
“shady-mother-fucking-bacon:
“ xyrm:
“ escaped medical leech
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There are medical leeches!?
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Yes! They work very hard to get their medical degrees.
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theperksofneurodivergency:

jesus-lizard-journal:

shady-mother-fucking-bacon:

xyrm:

escaped medical leech

There are medical leeches!?

Yes! They work very hard to get their medical degrees. 

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golden-nocturne:

Arise now, ye Tarnished! Ye dead, who yet live.

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The call of long-lost grace speaks to us all.

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Hoarah Loux, chieftain of the badlands.

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The ever-brilliant Goldmask.

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Fia, the Deathbed Companion.

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The loathsome Dung Eater.

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And Sir Gideon Ofnir, the All-knowing.

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Now that Mewtwo has got Bby Pig to look after , has he begun to take care of his health ?? Like eating food on time and not being too hard on himself ??

xxtc-96xx:

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“if you don’t stop clapping I’m spitting it out.”

in all seriousness, I think he has been trying to be better about it, actually making a sandwich instead of eating a berry or drinking tea. Newtwo won’t actually applaud him every time he makes a real meal for himself XD

lordmeowdemort:

I strive to be as petty as Lois from Malcolm in the Middle

chongoblog:

jackcrutchies:

op i have some bad news for you about another andrew lloyd webber musical

erykah-budew:

“Cars” reboot in the style of the movie “Cats” and all the cars are just humans walking around naked but with a metallic sheen and they have wheels at the end of their limbs. Their faces are human faces but with car headlights instead of eyes.

I didn’t want this to be the way I learned about starlight express but here we are

tearlessrain:

tearlessrain:

tearlessrain:

afghan hounds are such weird looking dogs it’s like if a politician’s wife made a fursona

they come in exactly two flavors and they are “35 year old midwesterner who wants to sell you some essential oils”

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and “wizard in disguise who isn’t even trying”

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WAIT I just found a third kind and it’s “your state alchemy license is getting revoked”

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esbian:

hedronalignment:

imhereformysciencefriends:

just-watch-me-hachiko:

esbian:

esbian:

steven is a really funny character actually. he never went to school. one of his powers is astral projection for no real reason. hes a musical prodigy. he was so traumatized by the end of the show they had to make an entire epilogue series about it. he spent seven years looking like a 3rd grader. he was even bisexual

he went to the center of the earth. he saved the world in flip flops. he broke his bones every day and didnt even notice. he killed someone

he didn’t have a bellybutton. he actively chose to eat super crispy bits of potato that got left in the deep fryer. he lived in a house but his dad lived in a car within walking distance of his house. he could revive people from the dead. all of his clothes were concert merchandise. he had an outdoor washing machine. he was put on trial for murder. he broke both federal and state child labor laws

The murder he was on trial for was different than the murder he committed

The murder he went on trial for was a murder his mom committed. The victim of the murder was also his mom.

he plead guilty

fedoragato:

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