jeinu:

…I’ll get out of your hair. Have a good rest of your night.

in a group chat

frozenlance:

frozenlance:

messages: sent
me: ignored
self-esteem: lowered

i forcibly remove myself from human interaction

grandpamagnet:

roachranch:

So my boyfriend came out as trans last night and I realized something… back when we first started dating we identified as lesbians, then I came out as trans and consequently realized I’m bisexual, and now I’m in a gay relationship. So what I’m trying to say is that I have actually been LGBT as a singular person. Every single acronym. I have ascended and reached gay nirvana

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kieranquigley:

thats my mom

the-macra:

alphajade:

“send nudes” is a meme for scrubs! don’t just send me “nudes.” send me nude pictures of my grandfather’s decapitated body but with your head attached. and don’t just “send” them, but make them only appear when i smash a 30,000 yen camera. don’t even talk to me. fuck off

I didn’t realise this was an anime post until I saw the tags but I was completely ready to accept it at face value

owls-actually:

Monster Factory ( 2015 - ) created by Griffin and Justin McElroy

kdncrts:

ryanccole:

monasticmaestoso:

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

but it’s 65% more bullet per bullet

Wait a second are you telling me

that Portal is such a perfect goddamn game that they even have an explanation for why a video game protagonist can withstand being shot multiple times??????????

My favorite thing on this site is this

peteneems:

Some banners from Cartoon Network’s website in the late-90s.

starcre8tor:
“…he’s probably going to a rave or something
”

starcre8tor:

…he’s probably going to a rave or something

brasspistol:

every time I see this it gets reblogged