timurmurtazin:
d-the-hedgehog:
chefpyro:
irritable-kiwis:
chefpyro:
if you ever visit my house unannounced I will assume you’re a demon wearing the face of someone I know in order to gain my trust and I *will* attack you with a big stick
What if I wander into your house on a stormy night, bearing an uncooked turkey as a gift and amicably yet ominously chanting about the sins of unnamed ancestors?
SON YOU BETTER PREPARE FOR A WHACKERING
why am i imagining chef acting like a bethesda npc about this
chef is a bethesda npc
what if its a dark and stormy night and i’m an elderly woman with nothing to offer but a single rose
chainchompbrokeloose:
illogical-bullshit:
thenonfeministgirl:
libertarirynn:
jmrgby88:
buzzfeed:
Jerry Seinfeld Denied Kesha A Hug Three Times And It’s The Most Awkward Thing To Ever Exist
What a cunt he is.
What a a cunt he is? HE IS???
I’m sorry, aren’t you guys always going on about how “no means no” and respecting people’s boundaries? Does he not have the right to refuse her physically touching him? If the roles were reversed and he kept insisting you can bet everybody would be jumping on his ass about being a rapist or something.
His facial expression becomes visibly uncomfortably as soon as she asks for a hug and he edges himself away as she persists on asking for a hug.You can also see his smile turning into a grimace as she reaches her hands out to him.He is not comfortable with the idea of hugging a stranger; please do not bother him over it.
Damn, Kesha.
He explained that he had no idea who she was.
I fully understand this.
it doesn’t matter who you are, if you don’t personally know the person then do not ask for a hug
you know, it never really registered that the high five sound in the intro was a sound effect. It was so strange to see @therealjacksepticeye do the high five without the sound effect in murder 38