kitpocket:

have you heard the good news about bowser/luigi

fools: a midnight snack
me: the meal between dinner and breakfast...Dark Lunch
mintyfreshmilk:
“hello i am tiny bun
”

mintyfreshmilk:

hello i am tiny bun

pearlpines:

Here’s some of the best Captain Underpants jokes

shoutloaf:
“happy bday to this dunkass
”

shoutloaf:

happy bday to this dunkass

carnival-phantasm:

This is the face of a man who knows he just made a bunch of edgy assholes angry and is really satisfied with it  

casdcan:

real talk my mom never invaded my privacy, always knocked and waited for my “come in” instead of barging into my room, never tried to read my texts or journals or notes, and I always came to her with sensitive subjects; to the point of telling her I lost my virginity the /day/ I lost my virginity

what I’m saying is: respect your kids’ privacy and they will come to you with shit you’re worried about them doing