Silver Tongue

zicko:

mevil:
atrisk:
does anyone have the pic of kirby inhaling milk straight from cow tits
i accidentally sent this to my boss last year

thepointofinvention:

businesscrisp:
magecock:
businesscrisp:
i trust tumblr info more than i trust twitter info
i heard theyre making a show about a pansexual whos an introvert and an asexual whos an extrovert
get outta town

taigordonart:

tanoraqui:
iztarshi:
The worst kind of griffin would be a fox/seagull.
Screams all day and all night and is definitely in your garbage.
I love it and I’m adopting 20
did you mean like this or

noveltytwist:

Sanyo MGR78
Spectra SC-5A
Crown SZ-16
Street Beat 894

weaver-z:

weaver-z:
It’s hilarious to me that Al Capone was an amazing tipper. I get why it took so long to catch him.
Me and the other caddies watching Al Capone beat a guy to death with a golf club after he gave each of us the 2022 equivalent of $1600

letsboldlygomotherfuckers:

favourite part about this is how staff didn’t actually infest our dashes with crabs, they just gave us a crab summoning button and we all simultaneously decided to click it 600 times

firefox-official:

anything i could ever write is not even half as funny as this calvin and hobbes strip

steampunkforever:

Charlie Bucket was a final girl

cryptonomica:

stinkyhat:
stinkyhat:
my inner monologue as I attempt to not have a weed panic attack in public

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