Silver Tongue

skeletalheartattack:

aromancy:

princeps-civitatus-peach:

prokopetz:

The Smash Bros. cast swapping anecdotes about their various evil doppelgangers and Mario getting into an argument about whether Wario counts.

Surprisingly, Mario is arguing that Wario does not count as he has literally never made that connection in his life. You can’t just say every fat italian in overalls is a Mario counterpart, he’s his own person with hopes and dreams. Evil hopes and dreams, but still.

Daisy, meanwhile, manages to argue very convincingly that Peach should be considered her evil doppelganger.

Wario is playing Devil’s advocate because being Mario’s evil doppleganger is great for business. If he was just some guy, nobody would buy Warioware.

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@kamenriderhamo i am not going to let you hide this in the replies

cutecutejames:

reallyhardy:

thebibliosphere:

thefloatingstone:

thebibliosphere:

“I hate fandom, it’s everywhere on this site,” Sir (gender-neutral) this is Tumblr, aka the Denny’s parking lot at 3 am of websites.

Of course, fandom is everywhere. Their tagline on the app store used to be “the home of fandom.” You’re the one who walked in here, you can walk yourself right back out.

Do we need to remind people of Tumblrman?

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God, I’d somehow forgotten this existed. What a cursed time to be reminded of it.

i had to trace over him and yes he DOES look like kevin bacon with a bad mullet:

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ah yes, here he is, dr. harrstiel sherloki tumblrman.

Date of origin: fucking today, April 5 2022

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peitonareff:

karnalesbian:

minatokun:

Accounting majors who hurt you

i read this as the beginning of a list, not as a question

Accounting majors who hurt you:

  1. kakashi from accounting

probablybadrpgideas:

blagueofchaos:

probablybadrpgideas:

Give all your players’ horses narcolepsy.

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New plan: give half your players’ horses narcolepsy and the other half kleptomania!

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Originally posted by medyas

(ID: 1st - a reply reading “For some unknown reason my head made this into “Give all your players’ horses kleptomania

2nd - Fred the horse from Over the Garden Wall saying “I wanna steal”)

berylb337:

The combo tech in the new Lego Star Wars needs to be seen to be believed 

buh-no:

winglssdemon:

theunholystromboli:

phoenixonwheels:

the-raven-fae:

phoenixonwheels:

Things Ableds have happily thrown disabled people under the bus for:

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Empty boxes

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A rack of mugs

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A dish cart

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One more parking spot

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A few more cards

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10’ less far to walk

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Advertising

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Inventory

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Shopping carts

Remember folks, the Ableds do not care about you! Literally any excuse will do. :D

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This fucking heavy ass hospital door to the rheumatologist office

I had help exiting, but not entering

The last time I had to fight one of those was the door to the disabled bathroom in a hospital.

I had help entering but not exiting. Which means yes, I got stuck in there. Luckily I managed to get it about a foot open and holler for help until someone came and opened it but I injured myself in the process.

A hospital.

Another addition to the list:

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Snow

And this after I had to drive from my on-campus apartment to the on-campus library because they didn’t plow the sidewalks well enough for me to navigate them. At. All.

I had to use the road to wheel myself from my apartment to the parking lot, because the road was the only thing properly plowed

Don’t forget trash! I had a job that had a lift that I had to share with the TRASH. (Because an abled bodied person didn’t feel like carrying the bag of trash themselves. When I called the store out on it I was told I was being too unfriendly, unfair, and mean.)

This is so important for abled people to see and start recognizing. Because guess what? Most places don’t listen to disabled people. I have worked on 2 med school campuses. TWO. And do you know the worst offenders of blatantly ignoring disabled people were? The fucking emergency rooms, next was the cafeteria and cafes!

I can’t use stairs if its more than a couple of steps, my knees will give out and now I’m sprawled on the floor. With documentation of this, I was denied access to the elevator in my building during a fire drill. I had a coworker help me the rest of the way down because my left knee refused to support my weight. Someone else that worked in the building who uses a wheel chair was also denied the elevator and when the fire Marshal was doing his sweep, he found her on the 5th floor by herself. Wtf. Only reason I know is because when he was talking to us, I pointed out that I was denied the elevator and he brought that up. Unless the fire is effecting the elevators, they are to stay on during a fire. Period. And there’s multiple elevators through out the building so there was no reason for them all to be off.

At the most recent campus I worked on, I went to the ER for paperwork because of an exposure, and there was someone trapped outside the elevator room because the door was stupid heavy and they had crutches. I was able to get it open and we went up together, I talked to maintenance about it and they got a work order put in.

Or automatic doors that close to fast that dint have sensors!

Or ramp grip/indicators that are large and get caught on wheels.

Or building ramps that are too steep.

Or disabled parking spots without ramps.

Or blocking spots.

Or locking elevators.

Or door threshold for sliding doors being taller than needed.

Or stupid heavy doors.

Or my absolute favorite one, a step at the bottom or top of a ramp.

warlock-pan-atronaut:

skeletonrae:

stephanemiroux:

destinytomoon:

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I DIED

Batman literally has plans for defeating every Justice League member if they go rogue (except for Wonder Woman because she’s just that awesome and terrifying).

what does batman have to do wth bruce wayne?

Well, since it’s Tony Stark vs Bruce Wayne, that means that they are not fighting as superheroes. And let’s be honest, Tony doesn’t have a lot of hand-to-hand combat experience and Bruce is built like a house.

disgruntled-neighborhood-wife:

disgruntled-foreign-patriarch:

simonalkenmayer:

“Its lazy for cashiers to sit down

And it’s weird to care. Work shouldn’t be an endurance test. Let me sit. We’re not doing a survivor challenge. You don’t think people can sit down and work at the same time? You’re gonna be real mad when you find out what an office is.”

actually 1000% agree

Actually had a customer call a manager bc I was sitting behind the counter and did not help her when my foot was broken.