Silver Tongue

druidviolence:
“ eggcup:
“rest in peace
”
goodbye my baby
goodbye my honey
goodbye my ragtime gal
”

eggcup:
rest in peace
goodbye my baby
goodbye my honey
goodbye my ragtime gal

There is no reason to fear ghosts, ever. Either they can hurt you or they can’t. If they can’t, then the best they can do is the occasional scare. And if they can hurt/kill you, then you’re a ghost too now and it’s fucking on.

outofcontextdnd:

Bard: “You brought fire to a lyre fight.”
Wizard: “Well, you know what they say - lyre, lyre, pants on fire.”

lord-kitschener:

hustlerose:
pants cat
Finally, a cat with some decency

showerthoughtsofficial:

If you place a humidifier and a dehumidifier in the same room you can wirelessly transmit water

pay what you want until feb 14th

Im opening pay what you want commissions until feb 14th

lieutenant-sapphic:

unless

adhdkirabraginsky:

saladsaladnovski:
laurelhach:
laurelhach:
that post with the horse+dog mouth bugs me bc the mouth wasn’t photoshopped in line with the jaw hinge
the truth…is worse
i dont like that i dont like that i dont like that i dont like that i dont like that
thanks, its bad

earthcomet:

Me every morning