Silver Tongue

nonrhotic:

cop: has a wide range of professions to choose from including cake decorator at ralph’s, decides to go with the one where you hunt people down with guns
cop: i’m just doing what i’m told. i’m just doing my job. this is out of my hands. there is literally nothing else i can do. this is my profession. i was born a cop

thestonedsoldier:

devenka:

reallytinylaura:

starlightblood:

thestonedsoldier:

Reasons straight girls need to stop calling their female friends “girlfriends”:

- The word “friend” already exists and is gender neutral you don’t need another word for friends of the same gender

- I’m gay and confused

- That’s it

“I m gay and confused” is probably my new life motto

Once a co-worker of mine confused the crap out of me by asking how my girlfriend was and I’m like “….fine?” and then she’s like “oh so is she home from the hospital?” I realized she was taking about my friend who was in a car accident a week earlier.

Stop confusing the gays. We’re sad enough already.

Language policing at its finest

28,000+ gay women: This is annoying and confusing

Y’all: 

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karkatvantasistrans:

stri-tier:

Homestuck turns 10 next year

Wish I could go back to a simpler time 3 seconds ago when I hadn’t fucking read this

if you could then you would be doomed and your past self would be the new alpha

frosttoth:

newcleic-asshole:

languagenerds:

why does old english look like shitposting

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wuss poppin jimþo

thats a thorn. That little half b half p looking abomination makes the “th” sound.

that says “thiccness”. That IS shitposting

who the fuck discovered time travel in 2017

hecatespoison:
“I’m reblogging this intentionally right after the other post. This man has a net worth of around $100 billion and his employees are treated that way.
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hecatespoison:

I’m reblogging this intentionally right after the other post. This man has a net worth of around $100 billion and his employees are treated that way.

heiressofdawn:

all right. time to settle this. reblog in tags with your opinion on….

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jitterbugjive:

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guzma-reader-hell:

happykittyshop:

captain-spicypants:

thelilnan:

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littlegreendorito:

mauditcajun:

tahthetrickster:

Attention non-artists who commission artists: don’t fuckin do this???

Actually had someone do this to me too. Was doing a art stream, it took me over 2 hours to do his inked commission, he got a refund cause ‘it took too long’ that he figured I wasn’t going to do it after I gave him the file.

Don’t do this. Do not.

I’ve had this happen to me with a $350 comic :/ I had already finished it, it was full color, 6 panels and had a full bg in every panel. I was lucky in that I didn’t spend him money yet, but it left me without funds. I’ve also had the above happen to me as well.

Don’t do this shit to artists. We’re people too. Drawing for you is more than a hobby. It’s a job.

Use Paypal Invoices. 

I cannot stress this enough. That shit helps A LOT when it comes down to Paypal refunds/disputes.

There’s a description box that let’s you put in what the product is/how long it’ll take/yadda yadda, and then there’s another little memo box that only you and paypal can see where you can say it’s a digital commission and doesn’t require shipping (So Donald Mcfuck can’t say that they never got their commission).

And there’s also a box for your Terms & Conditions where you can say, if you have any conflicts/want a refund - email me, or you can actually tell the user that this is a digital commission and they won’t be getting a hard copy of it.

ARTISTS. PLEASE USE PAYPAL INVOICES. it will SAVE you.
And to: the people who do this to artists – Fuck you. It’s okay if you change your mind and want a refund. But freaking TALK to us and let us know what’s going on. Let us WORK with you.

ALSO A HUGE TIP: Invoices paid will automatically set up a shipping notice which, if not fulfilled, can land you in SERIOUS hot water with PayPal. Since a lot of artists don’t print and ship the commissions, this is a huge problem.

However! Totally manageable. Just go to your PayPal, scroll down to find Seller Preferences

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>> Shipping Preferences

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>> Display Ship Button. Make sure all the boxes are unchecked. Then you’re all set!

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As a big supporter of artists, don’t you ever fucking dare fuck over an artist like that. Like don’t. And if they take their time to do a good job, don’t shit all over them for it! Don’t be a fucking ass hole. Just don’t. These people put a  LOT of work and time and effort into their artwork. Just don’t be that guy. Often times these artists aren’t even getting what they deserve in compensation. 

I am very grateful my customers have been good to me, but I’m spreading the word.

Very important!

Hey does anyone have an up to date version of how to do this because my paypal aint giving me SHIT from what these instructions are telling me

I looked everywhere and found no ‘seller preferences’, and I can’t find shipping preferences either, and I know this ass of a site keeps updating and making it harder to navigate.

I tried googling how to do this but every result I found was the older paypal and not the current layout.

I found the shipping preferences tucked away in a weird ass place of course

but now that I’m looking, there’s no ‘display ship button’ option

what do

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This is literally the whole shipping preferences page now

so yeah what am I supposed to do next? :/

homestuckbot413:

play SBURB, just for a second. just to see how it feels.