tastefullyoffensive:
“This company understand dogs. (via jpellizzi)
”

tastefullyoffensive:

This company understand dogs. (via jpellizzi)

kiwiuccu:
“Leader karkat.
”

kiwiuccu:

Leader karkat.

Can you draw Mimikyu trying to disguised as Pumpkin? •3•

petite-pumpkin:

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Just a regular Pumpkin, nothing new to see here.

libsterdraws:
“:)
”

actual-fairy:

kittykillall:

pyschoticbiotic:

n7kiera-ryder:

imoldbutimstillintothat:

bonitabreezy:

sunnysrecovery:

deliciouslysporadiccollection:

didi-is-spiffy:

lesbian-lizards:

tyradicalsaurusreg:

tobbun:

ofools:

blacklaceandcombatboots:

parentheticalaside:

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The only acceptable reason for this is if this character is actually a demon who seduces men and then eats them. [source]

who wrote this, expose him

my breasts are nicely separated. Completely divided, every year they move apart by half an inch.

My breasts are nicely separated though they still fight for custody of the children.

I,,a woman,,,am WiDeR LOweR dOwN

That was difficult to read.

So ugly

My name is Ebony D'arkness Dementia Raven Way, and my breasts are nicely separated

OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT AND HOW ON EARTH DID IT GET PUBLISHED

You can always tell when it’s a man writing a description because they focus oddly on the breasts. There will always be something about breasts and I can’t tell you how many times I’ve read historical or fantasy fiction and they talk about “her breasts hanging freely under her tunic” or what the fuck ever and it’s like…women don’t do that? We don’t describe ourselves by saying “I have blonde hair and blue eyes and my breasts hang freely under my tunic”.
I kind of feel like we should counter by awkwardly mentioning all male character’s balls in their description. It’s kind of in the same vein.

“I have auburn hair and hazel eyes and my copious nicely separated balls hangs freely under my breeches”

G E T W I D E R L O W E R D O W N

“To get back to my body”

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ladygolem:

japanesenintendo:

Super Mario Odyssey amiibo 

Three new amiibo figures—Mario, Princess Peach and Bowser in their wedding outfits—will be released at the launch of Super Mario Odyssey.

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cassandraooc:

For @homestuckartists prompt day. The prompt was “Cool”
I didn’t draw a Strider! :O *shock*
But really I had in my head something about sollux programming in beenary code anyway so I drew this instead. The animation could be better but…

baku:

game developer: this game is multiplayer ONLY, we want you to play this game ONLY WITH YOUR FRIENDS

me, no friends mcFuck: great

kingbunbuns:

ALPHA KIDS, ASSEMBLE!

except Jane. Jane should stay away.

Friendly reminder to tag #scopophobia and #trypophobia (because of the black hole and some other elements), + other stuff I probably missed, in case one of your followers have one or more than one of these phobias! c:

Black Hole image source

Serial drawing until midnight while still not doing my homework is a bad idea and I should never do it again but I will probably do it again

This took 2 nights. The backgrounds were the hardest part to make.

unbenchthekench:
“ boobwindowkirk:
“ camefromtheashes:
“ Oh fuck no
”
reblog to be blessed by the transcendent deer of eternity
”
@ask-oncies-jizz ”

unbenchthekench:

boobwindowkirk:

camefromtheashes:

Oh fuck no

reblog to be blessed by the transcendent deer of eternity

@ask-oncies-jizz