spacecassette:

bellaxiao:

More celebrities need to call out ignorance and discrimination!

T E R M I N A T E D

novaya-model:

kitausu:

novaya-model:

novaya-model:

novaya-model:

novaya-model:

novaya-model:

In approx. 6 months when all of Tumblr hates John Mulaney and wants to burn him at the stake for no apparent reason, I will remember the “John mulaney should be gay” posts as I sip my lemonade and watch the rabble dance on the ashes of yet another person they idolized into destruction

Actually, I’m gonna map this out for ya right now

1. John mulaney should be gay. Some fans quote the “God may ¾ of a gay man and then forgot to flip the last switch” joke from New In Town, I believe, but most people chuckle, nod along, and reblog
2. This will develop and evolve into “John mulaney is appropriating gay culture,” because this is Tumblr and Olympic leaps is what we do
3. That will quickly evolve into “John mulaney is queer baiting,” because, again, Tumblr
4. John mulaney will be the new Taylor swift, John green, whomever the hell else that Tumblr once loved and then decided to hate because ~50 million people can never agree on anything
5. In 2 years, the salt n’ pepper diner video will get passed around again, only people who innocently reblog a funny story from a comedian they don’t really know will get anons “warning” them about the awful, homophobic John mulaney
6. Most people will accept it outright, because we’re all a little weary of comedians, lbr, but some will question it. When the answer they get is “idk, but I think I remember people saying he was queer baiting because we thought he was gay but apparently he’s not and some people made joke posts about it that a lot of other people took too seriously,” they’ll respond with “are you serious?”
7. Yes, I am. Welcome to The Dark Ages™

I’m gonna schedule this post for 3 month intervals throughout the year.

Let’s see if Tumblr’s straight, white, golden child du jour survives 2018, shall we?

It’s happening

Ayyyyyyyyyyyyye

I’m so mad at how accurately you predicted this. This website…

artoria-official:

lesbikan:

fleurfurr:

lightsintheskye:

Warm up doodle of a man who is still arguably the dumbest yet cockiest white haired anime boy in existence.

I will always love him?

not-safe-for-democracy:

It is really who he is.

werkhvnty:

I love it when people ask shit like “Which world would you rather live in? Star Trek or Star Wars?” When like, Star Trek takes place in a world where mankind has erradicated diseases and war and explore space to make contact with new civilizations, and in Star Wars everything is old and dusty and every 20 years a new angry white man murders half the galaxy.

filibusterfrog:

genesis human

o5verthinking:

dr-0-shadow:

scpfamradio:

dr-0-shadow:

scpfamradio:

o5verthinking:

some-kind-of-sneaky-witch-thief:

foundation member: uhh O5 council members aren’t supposed to interact with scps

O5 about to invent the thaumiel class: oh, you haven’t heard?

This is slander

This is canon.

There is no canon.

O5 about to invent the canon: oh, you haven’t heard?

Different O5s, holding other canons: dude really we were first

Anyone in this thread smoke weed

uwusoft:

forgot to assign a variable after the egg spawns one eggshell so it’s stuck spawning them.

captainsnoop:

you ever think about how small the switch is

like the majority of the system’s mass is the 720p screen on it 

like, behind the screen, this is the Nintendo Switch

that’s it. thats all thats in there more or less 

that shit, less than a centimeter thick, is more powerful than an xbox 360. the massive hunk of loud shit that dominated all our living rooms for nearly a decade. 

this thing runs Doom. 

technology is cool.