lup: um, we wrote it on the application?? can you read or like
davenport: i can read it just fine. i just don’t think your last names are actually “from tv” or “you know”, the latter of which is followed by a semicolon and closed parenthesis.
lup: it’s a winky face
davenport: i gathered that, yes.
they compromise and list the twins’ last names as “yuno-fromtivi”
lucretia: that’s a unique surname. where is it from?
taako: e…elf.
(thus ends lucretia’s first attempt at befriending taako)
davenport: hello mr…bl…bleu…?
barry: bluejeans. it;s just,, uh,, just bluejeans,,, i panicked.?
davenport: Does Anyone At This Noble Institution Have A Last Fucking Name
magnus burnsides: hi i’m here for the p
davenport: you’re hired
bold words from Davenport, first name Captain
Davenport: alright mr hitower welcome aboard.
Merle: Please, call me merle. Highchurch is my last name.
Davenport: I thought your last name was Hitower.
Merle: Wait…. My full name is merle fucking hitower highchurch
Davenport: okay, no need to be rude but i can get that sorted out
Merle: No i mean. One of my middle names is fucking. my full name is merle fucking hitower hichurch
Ya he’s fucking shit, he is a large part of the reason the Roman Catholic church is declining
I mean he’s straight surrendering to liberalism
Omg, look at these people losing their shit because someone dares call out shitty Christians who hide behind God.
How dare he.
Since it was an image of a tweet, not a link to the news story, I had to go track it down. The CNN story starts thusly:
If you’re a Christian who exploits people, leads a double life or manages a “dirty” business, perhaps it’s better not to call yourself a believer, Pope Francis suggested in a homily on Thursday in Rome.
“So many Christians are like this, and these people scandalize others,” Francis said during morning Mass at Casa Santa Marta, according to Vatican Radio. “How many times have we heard – all of us, around the neighborhood and elsewhere – ‘But to be a Catholic like that, it’s better to be an atheist.’ It is that: scandal.”
And it continues on from there. Pope Francis was preaching on Mark 9:41-50, which is the bit where Jesus says stuff like “whoever causes on of these little ones to sin, it would be better if he put a millstone around his neck and threw it in the sea.” The pope’s homily (in what is a textbook definition of a homily) took Jesus’ words from the Bible and faithfully applied them to modern life. This homily couldn’t even be potentially interpreted as a departure from long-standing Catholic teaching, either. He practically read straight from the Catholic Catechism.
So, yeah. Pope reminds shitty Christians what Jesus actually said (and what the Church actually teaches), shitty Christians declare that the Pope isn’t a Christian.
this pope is easily my favoritest pope.
pope francis is so rad.
Rad to the max
“Read the Fucking Book” -Pope Francis
Pope says better to be an Atheist than a bad Christian.
Shitty Christians “He sucks, fuck him.. hope he dies.”
Pope seems to have made a good God Damn Point.
You claimed people might be offended by a Pope who expects better of Gods Children.
“Somebody came here, and tipped over all the boxes, and sprayed them
with diesel fuel,” Perez told KSBW. “It killed a whole bunch of bees.”
The bees’ deaths will reportedly cost Perez more than $50,000 — which is his entire annual income, Hickenbottom claimed on a GoFundMe pagehe set up to help the beekeeper.
Environmental terrorism by #whitepeople. Horrible.
I can’t believe what I am reading
Did some googling and these are bafflingly TWO SEPARATE INSTANCES within a week! Alfonso Perez’s hives in California were knocked over and sprayed with gas, killing 200,000 bees. Additionally, Justin and Tori Englehardt’s hives in Iowa were knocked over and opened in subzero temps, killing 500,000 bees – but the perpetrators, two middle school aged boys, have been caught.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
