Silver Tongue

cvberdemon:

tw-evan:

ace-pervert:

cookie-waffle:

fatarcanine:

d12460n:

alexandot:

the secret life of pets trailer where the guinea pig fucks the computer mouse is legitimately the most uncomfortable thing i’ve ever seen in a kids movie trailer and if its orgasm face has to be stuck in my mind for the rest of my life then you all might as well share my burden

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I hate everything

someone actually put real time and effort into animating this… Imagine having to sit there for hours animating a guinea pig thrusting it’s dick into a computer mouse over and over…

@guineapiggies

i’m so sorry

I THOUGHT THIS WAS A KIDS MOVIE??? LMAO

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virtualherovranger:

wintermutal:

wintermutal:

wintermutal:

hot take: silent hills PT was literally a masterpiece of horror and i am still, two years later, fucking ASTOUNDED by every aspect of it like it is a damn TRAGEDY that it was cancelled because Kojima did more with one (1) hallway than 45768689 horror franchises did in their entire runs and thats just the tea 

i posted this in 2018 and just rewatched a lets play 4 years later and i did not know that in 2019 they found out that the player model for lisa (the ghost of the woman who was killed) constantly tails very closely behind you for the entire game and all the sound effects and voiceovers emanate from her, which is why everything sounds so close and intense lmao. dudes just keep pulling fast ones on us with that bad boy

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here’s the full video and context for what the link in the second reply is essentially parroting. and for the record lisa does not follow you “the whole time” only during a specific point until a certain criteria is met

catgirl-kaiju:

weaver-z:

Love it when an animal has a long tail for no reason at all. Look at this guy. Ridiculous. So silly.

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I think he’s got what it takes. I think he can win

muikkunuuskanen:

My favorite genre of pictures that i just discovered is baseball players in middle of doing their silly little high kicks to launch the ball at bastardly speeds

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foldingpaperflowers:

rumman:

did y'all know that child-resistant packaging actually has to be tested on children like they literally go to a daycare and ask a bunch of kids to open medication packages and if they can the company has to go back and redo their packaging from scratch

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This is actually hilarious though

slackeremeritus:

wearepaladin:

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An upgrade from the holy hand grenade. The Holy Mangrendade

[Image description: A post in r/DungeonsAndDragons by u/toothmonkey, screenshot taken three hours after the post was made.]

The Paladin Grenade
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So last night my group and I came up with a fun solution to a common problem.

Party of four trying to sneak into a base guarded by goblins, hobgoblins, ogres etc. Three sneaky bois (rogue, bard, archer) will be fine. But what to do with the big, clanky dragonborn paladin?

Our bard cast gaseous form on him and he squeezed his new gassy self into an empty bottle that we could carry with us as we snuck in. Gave us an hour time limit, but should be plenty.

As an added bonus, when things inevitably kicked off, we threw the bottle at a bad guy and bam! Instant in-your-face angry paladin.

The paladin grenade is our new favourite paladin delivery system.

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this is the kind of game you play with the devil to win back the soul of your friend

i chose to link the flame. not for myself. not for the gods. not for humanity. but for my boy solaire

i chose to link the flame. not for myself. not for the gods. not for humanity. but for my boy solaire

boyboobs:

boyboobs:

ezorzea:

rate my cookies

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kinda look shit man. sorry

sorry i had to come back again. how did you burn half of them.