tiny-librarian:

I just found this in my archives. I know you guys will appreciate it.

atthefrozenhorizon:

imsfire2:

island-delver-go:

tzikeh:

hanorganaas:

armitagexhux:

moonblossom:

silentstephi:

derdoktorsschnabel:

chocolatequeennk:

spatscolombo:

cracked:

12 Times Han Solo Used The Force Without Knowing It

I need Han to accidentally be force strong, mostly because HE WOULD HATE THAT SO MUCH “Wow so you’re basically a self-taught Jedi” “WHAT–ARE YOU–I’M THE BEST PILOT IN–” “That’s force shit” “I’M AN EXCELLENT SHOT” “Yeah, because of the force” “I’M INCREDIBLY PERSUASIVE” “That’s the force making people believe your terrible lies against all reason ” “I’LL SEE YOU IN HELL”

I can picture his reaction now…

Originally posted by gameraboy

No, but this is:

Originally posted by sterkiller

Oh heck

George Lucas can pry Force Sensitive Han from my cold dead hands.

I love everything about this theory, but my favourite part of it by far is now utterly offended he’d be by the suggestion.

@hanorganaas this is how he lives

I couldn’t agree more.

I need Force-Ghost Han in the next movie very very badly.

Luke: What the hell are you doing here?

Han’s ghost: I was hoping you could tell me!

This just gets better!

chefpyro:

litsy-kalyptica:

deeyvthai:

chefpyro:

when a tree gives a handjob it’s called a lumberjack

I hate you

why is this “when”? when does a tree give a handjob?

only when they’re very confident that you’re the right kind of person for them. and never on the first date. be patient

Canadians are the right kind of people for trees.

queen-of-troy:

crumplelush:

winemomleia:

“it would be impossible for this disabled character to be played by a disabled actor because of the things this character can do in this movie” well then maybe…… you fucked up in the writing of this disabled character……

also cgi exists. if you need your disabled character to walk for a couple of scenes use a body double and green screen. this can also be used for trans characters prior to transition.

if it’s possible to make chris evans look 5ft nothing and skinnier than a maypole then it’s possible to cast disabled actors for disabled characters

The Spy Kids films had disabled actor Ricardo Montalbán play the kids’ disabled grandpa, and in the third movie he was CGI’d into an Iron-Man style bodysuit that made him look like he was able to walk and take part in a high-speed futuristic car race and other action sequences. And this was in 2003.
If a goofy kids’ franchise can do it using embarassingly bad early 2000s CGI, you have literally no excuse.

Somewhat related, in spy kids 3, his disability was part of his drive as they were facing off against the toymaker who is the one who caused their grandpa to be in the wheelchair

iwanttrumpinmyrump:

icecreamsandwichcomics:

aimless efforts

this is the best comic ive ever seen

gearholder:

once-a-polecat:

anotherdayforchaosfay:

tygermama:

byebyeskylark:

glynnisi:

captainevans:

“did chris evans actually jump that high to grab onto that helicopter in civil war?”

friendly reminder that chris vaulted with ease over chris pratt after just telling him less than a minute before that he would be able to clear him if he only put his head down.

I want a Celebrity Obstacle Course show where all the pretty people can show off their hard stunt work for us and also occasionally eat it, because they need to be humbled sometimes. The judges would be career stunt people, to give them visibility, because they work even harder. Shirts optional.

You wouldn’t even finish the phrase “Celebrity Ninja Warrior” before Chris would start jumping up and doing yelling “Me! Me! Pick me!”

Anyone know how to contact Netflix about this?

Celebrity. Ninja. Warrior.

This needs to happen.

I expect Jackie Chan at the judges table.

Nah, jackie would be the host. He would want the professional stunt doubles to have their time in the spotlight as the judges.