Silver Tongue

artemis69:

aaron2point0:

ekjohnston:

derinthemadscientist:

writing-prompt-s:

Four roommates are extraterrestrials who have taken human form in the hopes of learning about Earth’s culture. Unfortunately, each alien is from a different planet and believes the other three are normal humans.

I would read this

OH MY GOD

Starring Jack Black, The Rock, Jeff Goldblum and Taika Waititi 

And Mads Mikkelsen, the human neighbour that is weird enough that all the aliens think he’s an alien too.

stolensocks:

garfield minus odie

banishedquasiroyal:

skitpost:

in an ideal world i would’ve alternated the direction that they’re facing but i’m not good at thinking ahead so

@bokuroho !!!!

killer-queen-official:
“ catastrofe:
“ enters the pope
”
He just beat Undertale
”

killer-queen-official:

catastrofe:

enters the pope

He just beat Undertale

antiquebutterfly:
“ elenaditgoia:
“ Moth
”
@banishedquasiroyal ”

prurientlyy:

isimpletonus:

veruca-salt-n-peppa:

i-cannot-live-without-coffee:

november-secrets:

monoukotori:

wackd:

rectumspectrumthemovie:

The Monologue, because I liked it so damn much.

“The thing about repairing, maintaining, and cleaning is: it’s not an adventure. There’s no way to do it so wrong you might die.”

#this episode angered a lot of people#like they took it personal because this whole time they related to rick and thought the series was justifying their worldview#but this monologue ripped them all to shreds

This show is the epitome of “I’m an asshole because I’m better than you” and so many people used it to justify their behavior, and it finally addressed the fact that that’s not the case but instead the reality is “I’m an asshole because I’m immature and can’t take care of myself mentally or emotionally” and of course assholes are gonna cry about it. Because, again, they are immature and can’t handle their emotions.

This monologue is a prime example of “Sometimes if someone’s advice pisses you off it’s because they’re right and you know that applies to you.”

Whew shit. Go off girl damn

a READ

I loved this episode.

crustybagelbites:

ratfilms:

crustybagelbites:

crustybagelbites:

Lets bring back 2007-2010 era emoticons cuz life was so much easier when we all showed exactly how we were feeling =3=“

god the tags on this post are so pure

2018 IS THE YEAR YOU DO WHATEVER YOU WANT FUCK CRINGE CULTURE!!  \(>0<)/

i would agree with this but the person who posted this has a homestuck icon therefore the post is invalid

I peed your moms pants last night Loser

glitterfr33ze:
“my name’s jade and i like space and long walks in the park
”

glitterfr33ze:

my name’s jade and i like space and long walks in the park

Judgemental Wood

yourplayersaidwhat:

The team is walking onto a ship.

Bard: I’d like to Sense Motive on the plank.

DM: … Okay?

Bard: It’s a 19! What’s it thinking?

DM: The plank is silently judging the party’s footwear.