thebootydiaries:

caitluffs:

applethefruit:

crrocs:

how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all

you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you

one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn’t get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died

classic

suturmon:

things I am: gross

thing I am not: not gross

thomas-is-so-vine-and-kind:

“really?” I say to inanimate objects that are not working like they usually do

jasmandermon:

_{gorillaz - phase 2 mvs} 

raddical:

this is troll banksy’s fault

ask-the-sexy-android:

i made two versions of the new hal icon..you chose  wich looks better]]

Hal: ask box open once again!

araxoolie:

It teaches your kids that it’s ok to invite the Fae into your home and sell them parts of your body

boshrocks:

theatremissfit:

clones-and-thrones:

This was the most Anna Kendrick-y thing in the whole movie.

What is Chris Pine even doing with his hand

That’s called The Royal Wave and its something he learned on The Princess Diaries 2

unintelligible-screaming:

roxy… does this… in her sleep…