Silver Tongue

araitsume:

ace-enjolras:

I don’t think writers realize that “strong female character” means “well written female character” and not just “female character who punches stuff and shoots stuff”

#I don’t think half the people on tumblr know the difference either

rhaenys-martell-targaryen:

autisticvoltronld:

“Let teenage girls get excited about things without shame.”

but also

“Teach teenage girls to think critically about the media they consume, lest they internalize and replicate harmful messages.”

#i feel like the first applies to pumpkin spice lattes#the second to make up culture and fashion and fatphobia etc

cherry-mentat:

anonymoustypewriter:

allura-of-altea:

Inverted doki doki literature club where you think you’re playing a psychological horror game but it is slowly revealed to be an upbeat dating sim/visual novel

I thought I was playing silent hill but suddenly pyramid head asked me on a date.

Honestly nothing would make me happier than a big scary monster poping out from around a corner only to blush and offer me some of the snacks i mentioned liking in a previous level.

pollenpupp:
“ pon-raul:
“ anarchonecromancer:
“ pon-raul:
“ hepetitisandronicus:
“ pon-raul:
“ rosswoodpark:
“ pon-raul:
“ czechs-and-holdings:
“ One
Topology
”
theres two ,what is this
”
pon its one long hole
”
if you open both ends of a can is it...

pollenpupp:

pon-raul:

anarchonecromancer:

pon-raul:

hepetitisandronicus:

pon-raul:

rosswoodpark:

pon-raul:

czechs-and-holdings:

One

Topology 

theres two ,what is this 

pon its one long hole

if you open both ends of a can is it just one long hole?

no you just cut two full circles so its two holes

If you cut open only one side of the can it’s not a hole

yes it is.????

if you dig a hole outside in the dirt is it now not a hole if you dont continue and pop out from the opposite side of the globe? of course not

Then it’s a pit but go off lol

no it’s not you big idiot

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Guys, a hole has an end. Straws have neither one hole nor two. a straw is a tunnel

clarebearr:

lankybrunettepartdeux:

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Twitter

hi i’d like more of this quality content pls

@owlsector quality birb content.

sammysausage:

meme-team-risk-analyst:

canadianstuck:

One of the funniest things I ever experienced was when I went to go see John Mulaney live, and halfway through a bit about how expensive college in the States is, he looked down at the sleeve of his suit jacket and just. stopped. dead halt, mid sentence.

And after like three seconds, where we’re all trying to figure out the punchline because the story clearly hadn’t ended, and John Mulaney quietly says, “Has there been tinfoil on my buttons the whole goddamn show?”

He’d taken his suit to the drycleaner, and they’d wrapped the buttons on the sleeves and the coat with tinfoil to protect them, and John Mulaney didn’t notice until half-way through his set, and was SO FLABBERGASTED that he never did finish the story about college and instead did five minutes on how stupid it was that his buttons were reflecting the light and he just didn’t notice, and in that moment I understood more about John Mulaney as a person than I ever have.

during one of his portland shows, he noticed this like 7 year old girl in the front row and asked her (and her parents) if she ‘is aware that she is physically here right now’ or if she was just brought along. turns out her favorite john mulaney bit is the “and I’m new in town” bit and that she’s seen all his stuff. He was so shocked and discomforted by the fact a SEVEN YEAR OLD has seen his shows, that he couldn’t get through a bit about donating to charity without interrupting himself at least three times to import good life lessons on this small child, as if that makes up for all the horrible things he’s said that she heard

When I saw him in Ft. Lauderdale, there was a bar in the lobby that people kept leaving to go to. At one point, a guy in the front row just got up and BOOKED IT to get drinks. John Mulaney looked over at a woman who was next to the empty seat and asked, “Are you with him? What’s his name?”

She was, in fact, with him, and she did tell him her date’s name. John Mulaney considered this, looked around, and unplugged his microphone. Leaning in to us, he told us that we were going to trick this guy so fuckin hard. He said, “At some point during the show, I am going to stop and say, ‘Well, you guys know what they say here in Ft. Lauderdale,’ and then you guys are all going to scream back ‘WE LOVE MILKSHAKES!’ He’ll be so confused.”

He then continued on with the show as normal, the drinks guy returned to his seat, and that was that for quite a long time. We thought he had forgotten about it until, at some point during what I believe was his McDonald’s drive-thru bit, he shrugged his shoulders and said, “You guys know what they say here in Ft. Lauderdale…”

Naturally, we erupted with “WE LOVE MILKSHAKES” and John Mulaney SWUNG around to face the drinks guy and said, “I bet you’re real confused now, huh, JASON?!”

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elfzelda:

Breath of the Wildparallels

karasuki:
“ 影の女王とその番犬
Shadow queen & her wolf
https://twitter.com/karasuki/status/604338432379232258
もしミドナ様が最後の最後に影の力に飲まれちゃってて
黄昏リン君を影の国に連れて行ってしまったら
…というif影ENDなリンミド
トワプリがATLUS作品だったら絶対この選択肢ありそうだし真っ先に選ぶ
”

karasuki:

影の女王とその番犬
Shadow queen & her wolf
https://twitter.com/karasuki/status/604338432379232258


もしミドナ様が最後の最後に影の力に飲まれちゃってて
黄昏リン君を影の国に連れて行ってしまったら
…というif影ENDなリンミド

トワプリがATLUS作品だったら絶対この選択肢ありそうだし真っ先に選ぶ